Thank god. Scents kill me.
Haha oh man. My wife is DEATHLY afraid of vomit. So that clean up will be all me. Thanks for the joys of parenthood pep talk. Regardless, I am super stoked, can't wait for that little bugger.Oh, you're going to love the first time your toddler pukes all over the place in the car on warm afternoon.
Haha oh man. My wife is DEATHLY afraid of vomit. So that clean up will be all me. Thanks for the joys of parenthood pep talk. Regardless, I am super stoked, can't wait for that little bugger.
The first time my toddler puked for real (not that harmless baby spit up) it was like a scene out of a movie. He was standing in the family room - all of 18 months or so - and this tube of vomit comes out of his mouth and sprays about 3 feet in front of him. He had no idea what was happening. I just ran to get the wife. It was AWFUL!
Oh Mann thats pretty funny. I hope it wasn't on carpet.The first time my toddler puked for real (not that harmless baby spit up) it was like a scene out of a movie. He was standing in the family room - all of 18 months or so - and this tube of vomit comes out of his mouth and sprays about 3 feet in front of him. He had no idea what was happening. I just ran to get the wife. It was AWFUL!
Oh Mann thats pretty funny. I hope it wasn't on carpet.
Sounds like I should tape a bag over his mouth (leaving his nose free to breathe) inany and all car rides?Serious parenting advice for you. If you are ever driving and the kid says his mouth feels itchy, pull over immediately. Don't wait for the other cars to clear, just get the hell over. I mean right away. That's how he used to warn us he was going to blow chow and he gave us very little warning.
Sounds like I should tape a bag over his mouth (leaving his nose free to breathe) inany and all car rides?
These things eat? Sounds expensive.Sounds like a plan. Luckily they tend to grow out of the car sickness thing. Just watch what you let them eat before setting out on a long trip on windy vermont roads.
Haha we do have one. Keep the suggestions coming.
These things eat? Sounds expensive.
My son has gotten to the stage where either his back teeth coming in hurt him or he is just exploring his mouth, but he jams his hand into his mouth, making himself gag and once in awhile vomit.Haha oh man. My wife is DEATHLY afraid of vomit. So that clean up will be all me. Thanks for the joys of parenthood pep talk. Regardless, I am super stoked, can't wait for that little bugger.
Haha. This funny and terrifying all in one.Here are a few more. Don't feel the need to teach the little one how to talk or how to walk (my best man shared that one with me). Once they get mobile, it's all over. The intensity level goes up a million percent.
Don't rush to get them into the big kid bed. Until they jump out of the crib like 20 times, they are fine in there. The wife saw a nice set on sale so of course we had to get it and course we had to move him at 18 months to the big boy bed. Then he proceeded to comeThis is down the stairs about 18 times a night after that. Thought about locking him in his room. Seriously, my old boss had to do that.
Oh Mann I'm lolling at work. Bout to be unemployed.My son has gotten to the stage where either his back teeth coming in hurt him or he is just exploring his mouth, but he jams his hand into his mouth, making himself gag and once in awhile vomit.
Enjoy that stage.
Thats a good idea. My wife is already buying this plum stuff, which isn't made out of plums at all. Its everything. But I prefer him to have a well balanced palate.You have no idea. We only have one so he tends to get the best (or nearly) of everything. The wife didn't like the ingredients in baby food so she made her own. Which meant we had to buy this fancy a$$ blender to make that happen. And filled our freezer with some weird looking bags of plastic stuff.
Upside of doing this, I have to admit, is my kid eats EVERYTHING. Except avocado. Seriously, eats sushi, loves veggies, and just eats like a machine. We never really gave him the option to just eat chicken fingers or buttered noodles like my brother and his wife. And that means he can go with us to any restaurant we want.
My new favorite, just because it cracks me up, is when we take the diaper off of our baby and he crawls around, stops, focuses really hard, and TRIES to pee on the floor. Then he crawls to another spot, stops, and does it all over again. This continues for several minutes as long as we allow it. The look of concentration when he tries to pee is what makes any drizzle worth cleaning up.