OT: The Professor-RIP

[KaiserUEO]

Hey, there was a millionaire on that island

All part of the plan.

Get Thurston to change his will. then him and Lovie sadly perish in inhospitable conditions, the boat miraculously gets fixed and the Professor takes his ménage a trois to the mainland to live in luxury.

Buzz Lightyear didn't just get cowboy shows cancelled...

 

[ImperialOrange]

When i read the headline, i thought this guy was dead.

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Thought this as well. Made me sad too remembering when flash died in 04. RIP

 

[STEVEHOLT]

Me too! I assumed his Pall-bearers were Hot Sauce, Skip to my Lou, the Helicopter, and Escalade.

Dont forget about the more recent loss of Alimoe..aka the black widow

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/uptown/legendary-streetballer-buried-tuesday-article-1.1279376

 

[STEVEHOLT]

sing the song man sing the song- and his wiiiiiiiiife- the original milf:E

You sick ? you wanted to bone Mrs. Howell? holy that is nasty

 

[PeteCalvin]

And this just in, Dave Madden, who played Reuben Kincaid on The Partridge Family, dead at 82.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/16/dave-madden-dead-partridge-family-reuben-kincaid/

Not sure David Cassidy will make the funeral. He was arrested again. For either possession or DWI. Can't remember exactly. His mugshot was priceless, though.

 

[Opus]

Mary Ann > Ginger. It's the sweet looking girls...

It is always the innocent type. Well back in the day. Not sure there are any left?

 

[STEVEHOLT]

If had to choose between Mrs.Howell and a Coconut. Id choose the coconut.

I dont know...if given enough time on an island..with no other option, Mrs Howell might start to look two standard deviations below bonable...which MIGHT lead one to bone her if drunk.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Jeez. OK, who's #3?

This could be #3. Or at least #2.5

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/16/wizard-of-oz-munchkin-dead-ruth-duccini/

 

[rosconey]

there was a reason she was called "lovie"

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Not sure David Cassidy will make the funeral. He was arrested again. For either possession or DWI. Can't remember exactly. His mugshot was priceless, though.

Come on, get happy.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

This could be #3. Or at least #2.5

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/16/wizard-of-oz-munchkin-dead-ruth-duccini/

not famous enough.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

If the professor was getting as much ass, as everyone is contending...there would have been some babies born on that island...or at least a pregnancy. how many condoms / birth control pills were they bringing on the 3 hour tour?

perhaps the professor was sterile.

perhaps he had a vasectomy already.

more likely he was gay , skipper impotent...gilligan a eunich...and thurston b howell not interested in anything but money

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Did you ever wonder why Skipper kept calling Gilligan his "Little Buddy"? :noidea:

 

[rosconey]

If the professor was getting as much ass, as everyone is contending...there would have been some babies born on that island...or at least a pregnancy. how many condoms / birth control pills were they bringing on the 3 hour tour?

perhaps the professor was sterile.

perhaps he had a vasectomy already.

more likely he was gay , skipper impotent...gilligan a eunich...and thurston b howell not interested in anything but money

or he invented a morning after pill from coconuts and bananas

 

[br801]

Damn, this is one of those great under-the-radar threads...

 

[BlazeOrange]

Jeez. OK, who's #3?

How about the Japanese soldier who captured all of the castaways?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25772192

 

[two3zone]

Me too! I assumed his Pall-bearers were Hot Sauce, Skip to my Lou, the Helicopter, and Escalade.

I do think Escalade died though.