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OT: The Professor-RIP

Hey, there was a millionaire on that island
All part of the plan.

Get Thurston to change his will. then him and Lovie sadly perish in inhospitable conditions, the boat miraculously gets fixed and the Professor takes his ménage a trois to the mainland to live in luxury.

Buzz Lightyear didn't just get cowboy shows cancelled...
 
If had to choose between Mrs.Howell and a Coconut. Id choose the coconut.

I dont know...if given enough time on an island..with no other option, Mrs Howell might start to look two standard deviations below bonable...which MIGHT lead one to bone her if drunk.
 
Not sure David Cassidy will make the funeral. He was arrested again. For either possession or DWI. Can't remember exactly. His mugshot was priceless, though.

Come on, get happy. :p
 
If the professor was getting as much ass, as everyone is contending...there would have been some babies born on that island...or at least a pregnancy. how many condoms / birth control pills were they bringing on the 3 hour tour?

perhaps the professor was sterile.

perhaps he had a vasectomy already.

more likely he was gay , skipper impotent...gilligan a eunich...and thurston b howell not interested in anything but money
 
Did you ever wonder why Skipper kept calling Gilligan his "Little Buddy"? :noidea:
 
If the professor was getting as much ass, as everyone is contending...there would have been some babies born on that island...or at least a pregnancy. how many condoms / birth control pills were they bringing on the 3 hour tour?

perhaps the professor was sterile.

perhaps he had a vasectomy already.

more likely he was gay , skipper impotent...gilligan a eunich...and thurston b howell not interested in anything but money
or he invented a morning after pill from coconuts and bananas
 
Damn, this is one of those great under-the-radar threads...
 
eao1115 said:
Me too! I assumed his Pall-bearers were Hot Sauce, Skip to my Lou, the Helicopter, and Escalade.

I do think Escalade died though.
 

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