Pitt Coach once tried to kill Shafer

[xc84]

I have an overly dramatic brother in-law who nearly cries at the mere mention of peanuts. "I could die!"

 

[Millhouse]

I'm allergic to crabmeat. I have friends who have tried to sneak that into my food. Only difference is that my wife laughs (and tries to distract me so they can pull it off). Joke's on them when my throat is swollen shut!

It's the only kind of meat your throat doesn't open wide for

 

[Millhouse]

I have an apple allergy. Makes my ears and throat hurt. I tried peeling one and took a bite because I thought it was the skin. Same reaction. Then because I'm an idiot, I rubbed my eyes before washing my hands. Both eyes swelled up a little. Not the eyelids, the actual eyeballs. The uconn basketball player and large Margie would've been horrified.

 

[Pearl309]

because I'm an idiot

Win for the OT board.
Sweet

 

[Chip]

It's the only kind of meat your throat doesn't open wide for

Fabulous.

 

[Macky44]

Aren't we all laughing at this story of Narduzzi smearing kiwi on Shafer's phone?

Yes. Are you saying the younger generation isn't tough, or that society as a whole has softened of late?

 

[NJCuse97]

They're burying the lead here! Shafer didn't die! He's like a Terminator or something!

 

[Macky44]

It's the only kind of meat your throat doesn't open wide for

Well played sir. Game, set, Millhouse.

 

[Millhouse]

Fabulous.

mother of all hanging curveballs