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I once worked with a guy from Pitt. During the first month or so, everybody was unsure of him. I mean, he did his work, but mostly he just did mundane, easy tasks (organizing documents, sending out meeting invites, etc.).

As time wore on, he began asking for harder projects and more responsibility. He wanted to be included in the meetings that he was setting up. He wanted to help write the documents that he was told to organize. And after a couple months, he was given the opportunities he asked for and really did a great job. In fact, his work was quite impressive. Dare I say he even began to overshadow myself and my colleagues...

The guy everyone was unsure of, was now one of the favorites within the office.

Then one day in the spring, our clients were visiting for a huge meeting. We all had confidence in our team to pull through and really impress. Our presentation was extremely well rehearsed. We all had our own separate parts and the utmost faith in one another that we would knock the socks off of these marketing directors.

Then came the actually presentation...the thing that all of our work for the year culminated in. And when it was the guy from Pitt's time to speak, a cat the size of a sabertooth tiger apparently latched onto his tongue.

He could not utter a single word.

He choked.

Needless to say, the rest of us had to pick up the slack. We all had to jump in and take over his part of the presentation that we vaguely had remembered due to our rehearsals and previous internal meetings.

About a week after, he quit.

Although the last I heard, he did the same thing around last March at his new company.
 
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I once worked with a guy from Pitt. During the first month or so, everybody was unsure of him. I mean, he did his work, but mostly he just did mundane, easy tasks (organizing documents, sending out meeting invites, etc.).

As time wore on, he began asking for harder projects and more responsibility. He wanted to be included in the meetings that he was setting up. He wanted to help write the documents that he was told to organize. And after a couple months, he was given the opportunities he asked for and really did a great job. In fact, his work was quite impressive. Dare I say he even began to overshadow myself and my colleagues...

The guy everyone was unsure of, was now one of the favorites within the office.

Then one day in the spring, our clients were visiting for a huge meeting. We all had confidence in our team to pull through and really impress the client. Our presentation was extremely well rehearsed. We all had our own separate parts and the utmost faith in one another that we would knock the socks off of these marketing directors.

Then came the actually presentation...the thing that all of our work for the year culminated in. And when it was the guy from Pitt's time to speak, a cat the size of a sabertooth tiger apparently latched onto his tongue.

He could not utter a single word.

He choked.

Needless to say, the rest of us had to pick up the slack. We all had to jump in and take over his part of the presentation that we vaguely had remembered due to our rehearsals and previous internal meetings.

About a week after, he quit.

Although the last I heard, he did the same thing around last March at his new company.
Kudos to you sir.
 
I once worked with a guy from Pitt. During the first month or so, everybody was unsure of him. I mean, he did his work, but mostly he just did mundane, easy tasks (organizing documents, sending out meeting invites, etc.).

As time wore on, he began asking for harder projects and more responsibility. He wanted to be included in the meetings that he was setting up. He wanted to help write the documents that he was told to organize. And after a couple months, he was given the opportunities he asked for and really did a great job. In fact, his work was quite impressive. Dare I say he even began to overshadow myself and my colleagues...

The guy everyone was unsure of, was now one of the favorites within the office.

Then one day in the spring, our clients were visiting for a huge meeting. We all had confidence in our team to pull through and really impress the client. Our presentation was extremely well rehearsed. We all had our own separate parts and the utmost faith in one another that we would knock the socks off of these marketing directors.

Then came the actually presentation...the thing that all of our work for the year culminated in. And when it was the guy from Pitt's time to speak, a cat the size of a sabertooth tiger apparently latched onto his tongue.

He could not utter a single word.

He choked.

Needless to say, the rest of us had to pick up the slack. We all had to jump in and take over his part of the presentation that we vaguely had remembered due to our rehearsals and previous internal meetings.

About a week after, he quit.

Although the last I heard, he did the same thing around last March at his new company.

That was a parable Jesus would be proud of. Except it was kind of mean. ;)
 
Kind of reminds me of this dude from Connecticut I know. All his life biggest k in the world. Literally everyone hated him sans some of his family members. In his life he has done 3 good things (1 of which was real easy to do) and that's now all we ever hear about. This dickface will wear that hat from here till eternity as I very seriously doubt he will ever do anything of importance again.
 
Well done, but you still have to start the "you should feel bad" thread.

I have a good one, so I'm looking forward to it. (I don't really have a good one, it isn't like I think about what I'm going to post in the "you should feel bad" thread for days or weeks leading up to the game)
 
Marsh has a better story than that about Pitt fans from the 2012 NCAA tournament...
 
Stuff just got all allegorical up in here.
Oh oh let me try.

I once knew a basketball team from Pitt and the effin blow. Their players suck and they choke every March.

How was that?
 
Hopefully, the cave they crawl out of will produce the same effect. They will be in dismay of their new reality.
 
Marsh has a better story than that about Pitt fans from the 2012 NCAA tournament...
The Pitt fans were real ashwipes there. I ended up in a shouting match with one of them because he kept screaming things at the top of his lungs about Bernie Fine and calling our team cheaters and perverts. I wasn't proud of my actions but at least he shut up. It was amazing how many people were rooting against Syracuse those two days.
 
Yes, it gave me the sads. Felt sorry for the guy. Parable very Jesus-worthy.

Except there was nothing to learn from it in terms of how to live to make it Jesus-worthy! It was even too mean to be Tee-worthy! However I suppose it was entertaining and well-crafted enough to be James Worthy.
 
Kind of reminds me of this dude from Connecticut I know. All hiswasn'te biggest k in the world. Literally everyone hated him sans some of his family members. In his life he has done 3 good things (1 of which was real easy to do) and that's now all we ever hear about. This dickface will wear that hat from here till eternity as I very seriously doubt he will ever do anything of importance again.
I think that may have been my old roommate! We used to share this gorgeous apartment. But eventually the guy wasnt chipping in his share of the utilities (I'm even pretty sure he stole my laptop) so I moved. I do well now so I can afford a much bigger even more beautiful place. Sadly, a-hole had to move to a trailor park. A couple weeks ago the cops were called because a couple skanks from Texas that live in the same park beat the crap outta him. He still calls me sometimes asking if he can move in with me again and I politely say no. And then he goes into a rage saying he'll burn my new house to the ground and how he's getting out of that trailor park anyway and moving to the mid-west. I wish him luck, before I hang up I can hear him sobbing. Its sad... if only he wasn't such a pr!ck I'd feel bad.
 
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