CaptainJ
Disembodied?
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People have wondered why I haven't parlayed more of my posting success into the creation of threads. I tell them that I try to save them, and make the threads more special. You know, like in olden times when you'd wait for an annual Peanuts holiday special. This is one such occasion, and it would be my pleasure if you would hearken unto a lil story I've got to tell, about 3 bad brothers you know so well.
There was once a recruiting class, back when our coaches used to close recruits(and even without a ton of drama). It had 3 highly regarded recruits called "My 3 Sons", as well as some Canadian kid. As expected, the Canadian kid took off early, and now when you do a news search for him, like any Canadian, only hockey(Buffalo Sabres) stories come up.
Well after he left the country, My 3 Sons remained, and none of them wished to have their final play in a Cuse uniform leave such a rotten taste of infamy. And while none of them did such, this board and Boeheim managed to run 2 of the 3 of them out of town, to the dismay of some of us. I really had hopes of seeing BJ do a Fab and throw down another 360 to remind us of the legends that once wore Orange. Alas, it was not to be. However his father, OG, is still kind enough to keep us up to date on his play. The other departed member, sacrificed his luxurious mane for the team, yet was still given no credit before receiving the left foot of fellowship.
That left us with 3rd son, the stud everyone was still excited to have on the team. As time wore on, so too did his welcome, with many. Although even the supposedly "cancerous teammate" Frank Howard shared extremely thoughtful words of support last night, many on the unquestionably cancerous message board decided to disown the 3rd son as well, casting him too into the orphanage(hoping he is "Boeheimed"). Some of us sided with Frank Howard, and rebelled against those wishing to be done with the last of the 3 sons, but sometimes those who stand long, eventually grow weary. Like last night's game, not everything can have a happy ending like Stairway to Heaven. It appears that the last of the My 3 Sons has instead been cast into the pit of Boe-hades.
Sadly, Beavis and Butthead have predicted the ending of My 3 Sons on here. They have become My 3 Son of a *****es. RIP Fab, RIP My 3 Sons. We can only guess who the crosshairs will be aiming at next.
There was once a recruiting class, back when our coaches used to close recruits(and even without a ton of drama). It had 3 highly regarded recruits called "My 3 Sons", as well as some Canadian kid. As expected, the Canadian kid took off early, and now when you do a news search for him, like any Canadian, only hockey(Buffalo Sabres) stories come up.
Well after he left the country, My 3 Sons remained, and none of them wished to have their final play in a Cuse uniform leave such a rotten taste of infamy. And while none of them did such, this board and Boeheim managed to run 2 of the 3 of them out of town, to the dismay of some of us. I really had hopes of seeing BJ do a Fab and throw down another 360 to remind us of the legends that once wore Orange. Alas, it was not to be. However his father, OG, is still kind enough to keep us up to date on his play. The other departed member, sacrificed his luxurious mane for the team, yet was still given no credit before receiving the left foot of fellowship.
That left us with 3rd son, the stud everyone was still excited to have on the team. As time wore on, so too did his welcome, with many. Although even the supposedly "cancerous teammate" Frank Howard shared extremely thoughtful words of support last night, many on the unquestionably cancerous message board decided to disown the 3rd son as well, casting him too into the orphanage(hoping he is "Boeheimed"). Some of us sided with Frank Howard, and rebelled against those wishing to be done with the last of the 3 sons, but sometimes those who stand long, eventually grow weary. Like last night's game, not everything can have a happy ending like Stairway to Heaven. It appears that the last of the My 3 Sons has instead been cast into the pit of Boe-hades.
Sadly, Beavis and Butthead have predicted the ending of My 3 Sons on here. They have become My 3 Son of a *****es. RIP Fab, RIP My 3 Sons. We can only guess who the crosshairs will be aiming at next.
(didnt see that one coming, did ya?) Yeah, I was having a rough go of it, though. 
