Saban, just go to the NFL man

[OttoinGrotto]

Man, I just despise Alabama. They just bother me.

 

[NineOneSeven]

them

 

[skurey]

Don't be a jelly hater.

 

[retro44]

They will catch his steroid program there too easy

 

[OttoinGrotto]

That wasn't Gatorade Saban's players just dumped on him. It was puppy blood.

Fact.

 

[Briancuse]

That wasn't Gatorade Saban's players just dumped on him. It was puppy blood.

Fact.

Does he ever smile, the guy just won championship number 5 and he still acts like he is at a funeral

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban ate the three other horsemen of the apocalypse. Fact.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban sold his soul to the Devil. The Devil found it so dark, he returned it to Saban, under the condition that the Devil must buy Saban 50 powerball tickets a day until the lottery is won.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban's urine scores 600,000 on the Scoville scale.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban has co-writing credits with Josh Trank for The Fantastic Four.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban eats the last slice of pizza.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban is Martin Shkreli's life coach.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Conspiracy theorists argue that Nick Saban's kickoff formation was the inspiration for the Black Dahlia murder.

Too soon?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban receives Christmas cards from Bill Cosby.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban makes +$10k a month working from home.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban is responsible for The Pixies breaking up.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban pees in the public pool. From the diving board.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban held up McDonald's from serving all-day breakfast for more than a decade.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban pronounces it supposebly.

 

[chugg21]

Does he ever smile, the guy just won championship number 5 and he still acts like he is at a funeral

Probably aggrevating that he just won the NC & now has to go spend 2 hours calling 17 year olds to kiss their asses. Dead period is a joke.

 

[CuseTroop]

Grotto, I love you. If I wasnt hammered, id like all of those posts.

 

[Chip]

Probably aggrevating that he just won the NC & now has to go spend 2 hours calling 17 year olds to kiss their asses. Dead period is a joke.

Giving up 550 yards and 40 points probably ruined it a little for him.

Seriously.

He won with passing offense and a kick return. He doesn't know what to think. He's probably thinking it might as well be Lane Kiffin's team.

 

[SmilinBob]

You're on a roll Otto!

Saban has said this multiple times...why go to the NFL and get 1 first round pick when I can stay at Bama and get 5?

 

[orange79]

That wasn't Gatorade Saban's players just dumped on him. It was puppy blood.

Fact.

Nick Saban ate the three other horsemen of the apocalypse. Fact.

Nick Saban sold his soul to the Devil. The Devil found it so dark, he returned it to Saban, under the condition that the Devil must buy Saban 50 powerball tickets a day until the lottery is won.

Nick Saban's urine scores 600,000 on the Scoville scale.

Nick Saban has co-writing credits with Josh Trank for The Fantastic Four.

Nick Saban eats the last slice of pizza.

Nick Saban is Martin Shkreli's life coach.

Conspiracy theorists argue that Nick Saban's kickoff formation was the inspiration for the Black Dahlia murder.

Too soon?

Nick Saban receives Christmas cards from Bill Cosby.

Nick Saban makes +$10k a month working from home.

Nick Saban is responsible for The Pixies breaking up.

Nick Saban pees in the public pool. From the diving board.

Nick Saban held up McDonald's from serving all-day breakfast for more than a decade.

Nick Saban pronounces it supposebly.

Feel better now?

 

[retro44]

This guy should never be allowed on the sidelines again

http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/CCq9X7.img?h=302&w=500&m=6&q=60&o=&l=

His identity will come out eventually