Saban, just go to the NFL man

[Melancer46]

This guy should never be allowed on the sidelines again

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His identity will come out eventually

Why not?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Feel better now?

Not. Even. Close.

Nick Saban has 1.5 stars on Yelp.

The Algonquin nation refuses to allow Nick Saban on their lands, for they recognize him as the Wendigo.

Nick Saban invented the granny panty.

Nick Saban was a series regular on Emily's Reasons Why Not.

Crapping your pants while driving a car with heated seats is known as "The Saban."

There is a consensus among climatologists that Nick Saban is responsible for 7% percent of global warming.

Nick Saban puts mayo on meatball subs.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban had reconstructive surgery on his right hand to add a second middle finger, so that he could throw a double duece by raising only one hand.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Kanye West finds Nick Saban arrogant and overbearing.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Upon exiting a screening of The 6th Sense, Nick Saban was heard to repeatedly ask out loud "Can you believe Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?"

He attended the screening alone.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Now that the college football season is over, Nick Saban will resume feverishly working to reunite the band Creed for a North American reunion tour.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban pays list price at the car dealership.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban composed Thank You For Being a Friend for the Golden Girls and nearly came to blows with TV executives when they changed his line "I will breathe in your soul while you sleep" for "You would see the biggest gift would be from me."

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban firmly believes that stars don't matter, but he's in the tank for Big Scouting.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban has the world's preeminent collection of Jar Jar Binks action figures.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban selected Hasheem Thabeet second in the 2009 NBA Draft.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban selects Odd Job as his character when playing Golden Eye.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban annually "forgets" to attend his fantasy football draft. He's won the trophy each of the last three seasons.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Mark Emmert feels Nick Saban represents everything great about college athletics.

 

[AZOrange]

Nice man. This is how we do.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban somehow successfully used the Stand Your Ground defense to get a traffic court judge to dismiss a ticket he received for a moving violation.

 

[All4SU]

This guy should never be allowed on the sidelines again

http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/CCq9X7.img?h=302&w=500&m=6&q=60&o=&l=

His identity will come out eventually

It's funny...I watched very little of the game. But I saw that play last night and had the same reaction.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nice man. This is how we do.

I HAVE SOME OPINIONS ON NICK SABAN

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban held a seat on the board for Corinthian Colleges.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban is the Director of Support for Comcast.

 

[IthacaBarrel]

This guy should never be allowed on the sidelines again

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His identity will come out eventually

What a buffon, I agree, is that even necessary in the slightest? What a douche

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban pays by writing checks at the check out line of the grocery store.

 

[IthacaBarrel]

Nick Saban pays by writing checks at the ckeck out line of the grocery store.

Why is it I always get behind these people? Unreal

 

[OttoinGrotto]

As a younger man, Nick Saban worked as a bartender. When customers would ask him if they served ginger ale, he would say yes, and then hand them a glass half full of Sprite, and half full of Coke.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Nick Saban cries when he hears the Russian national anthem.