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uhh once you hit a certain age....Who takes a dump at a sporting event?
uhh once you hit a certain age....Who takes a dump at a sporting event?
Down the hopper?Welcome to the offseason, we are discussing Marsh and his dumps, where can we go from here?
Hoot said:I've been going to the Dome since Joe Morris opened it with the kick off return. As god is my witness, I've never taken a dump there. That's easily over 400 visits. I never thought of it 'til now, but that's an amazing stat. Screw it, time to live dangerously. I'm putting that bad boy on my bucket list.
Breaking the record set by Cornell and ColgateI probably have dumped 100 times in the dome
/Doris Burke and Devo joke
Dropping a deuce for the Cuse. A true fan.
I read your title, and it occurs to me that it would be the intro to a hilarious series of jokes. You know, "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. . ."Wow, that's really an awful picture. My brain may be damaged.
This thread really has legs!
I've been going to the Dome since Joe Morris opened it with the kick off return. As god is my witness, I've never taken a dump there. That's easily over 400 visits. I never thought of it 'til now, but that's an amazing stat. Screw it, time to live dangerously. I'm putting that bad boy on my bucket list.
You are missing out. I probably have dumped 100 times in the dome
Hmmmm...I think I gotta back off, I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. Two problems; I'm somewhat of a germaphobe, not in a crazy loon sort of way, just common sense. More importantly, I can't give up that run. Come on, plus 400, that's historic.
And i hear person after person trying to figure out how to use the sink in the mens bathroom.
"It must be on a sensor"
"I think you have to tap it"
Finally i yell from my stall
"Step on the handle"
People from the south are stupid
Some how, some way, this is both an NCAA violation and Boeheim's fault...
Which means this thread will get moved to the members-only board where only we members will get to enjoy it in perpetuity...
BTW, is everyone sure that our out-of-town guests said that the Carrier Dome is a dump and not that the Carrier Dome smells like Marsh is taking a dump?
Cusetime said:On one occasion I have see an over-served person take a piss into the sink at the dome and then press the handle to "Flush". Didn't was my hands that day and I think the guy was from Rutgers.
My high school friends accustomed to bills game sword fights couldn't believe that anyone used it to wash their hands in the domeCusetime said:On one occasion I have see an over-served person take a piss into the sink at the dome and then press the handle to "Flush". Didn't was my hands that day and I think the guy was from Rutgers.
You are missing out. I probably have dumped 100 times in the dome
I asked for the moderators to pin this thread but they don't like me very much. btw, your most cracked me up.