Zelda Zonk
2022 Iggy Winner: ACC Tourney Record
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+ Patriots and Spurs with injury reportsAt this point I just assume everybody cheats and its across so many avenues
- Recruiting in College Basketball
- Equipment for New England (and I assume other teams did deflated balls as well)
- Signal Stealing by Astros
- Cardinals Stealing Scouting
- Braves cheating on Draft Bonuses
- Clippers circumventing the salary cap by paying millions to Uncle Dennis under the table.
+ Padres faking medical reports in a trade (Pomeranz)
I didn't know about the uncle dennis thing. That's real? I always wondered why owners didn't do that all the time. Like with Dustin Pedroia with the Red Sox now. He's owed 25 million for the next two years of his contract, but can't play due to knee injuries. But, he has to keep trying, to not lose that 25 mil. Which he's entitled to because he took a homer discount in his last contract. Let him retire, hire him to the staff (he really would be tremendously valuable), and pay him a coach's salary which doesn't count against the luxury cap... And slip him the rest of his money in t-bills or bitcoin or krugerrands or pork belly or orange juice futures or whatever the Dukes transact in these days.