We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we need all that for the SU game, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries us is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a SU fan in the depths of an ether binge, and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we need all that for the SU game, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries us is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a SU fan in the depths of an ether binge, and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Coffee and Hoya blood
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Sadly I find this very amusing. Kudos.