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[QUOTE="CA Monk, post: 2857201, member: 5268"]
It's some time in February and you've been stranded on a desert island (or maybe on a lush tropical one - like Gilligan's) since August 30th. A newspaper (in a glass bottle - what else) from Jan 8th washes ashore and after reading about how the government shutdown is affecting the livlihood of craft brewers, you turn to the sports section and notice the final college football rankings. You start at the top and begin descending:

[I]Hmmm...Clemson beat the Tide for the NC..Right on and big time too.
Let's see, there's the usual suspects; Ohio State, ND, Georgia. [/I]

You continue

[I]A 4 loss Texas team at #9 sheesh...damn Texas bias. 
UCF #11? That's BS, they don't play the schedule.
#12 Kentucky. Nice job Wildcats[/I]

You keep scrolling
[I]#13 Washington, #14 Michigan #15 Syracuse [B][SIZE=7][FONT=Tahoma]Syracuse [/FONT][/SIZE][/B]. What! Where did that come from? Wait a minute...Maybe this newspaper is [/I]The Onion[I] and it's all a big joke. No, it's true. Damn, of all the seasons to miss, I had to miss this one. How'd they do that? 
That's the last time I take a 3 hour cruise, a 3 hour cruise. [/I]

Great season beloved Syracuse Orangemen. Here's to a stellar off season in recruiting, spring practice and spring game, pre-season, preseason rankings and emerging players. LGO.
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