Syracuse Basketball Mad Libs

[Scooch]

“If we don’t _____ then it’s going to be a ____ season!”

Let’s overreact friends!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

If we don't get Judah to check hisself then it's going to be a aggravating season.

 

[Scooch]

If we don't get Judah to check hisself then it's going to be an aggravating season.

There we go! You totally understood the assignment.

I award you 37 Schrute Bucks

 

[OttoinGrotto]

 

[tptcuse]

"If we don't learn to pass it's going to be a deflating season!"

 

[jdubs30]

Easy to fill in the blank here:

Make 3s
Pass the ball
Rebound

 

[FrancoPizza]

"If we don't learn to pass it's going to be a deflating season!"

Appropriate for both sports.

 

[DuxburyO]

How about… If we don’t lose then it’s going to be an epic season.

We are undefeated!! For now anyway.

 

[AlaskaSU]

McLeod is good but has inadequate endurance.
Cope is a rebounding machine but is so hyper that he is also a turnover machine.
JJ is a favorite of Red but he can shoot us out of games.
JT can shoot but not play D.
There will be disappointment and Red will take heat. FWIW, I support Red.
Why is Benny's suspension 'indefinite'? Does it mean that he has to do something to make amends, or that Red is waiting for some third party ruling?

 

[Scooch]

McLeod is good but has inadequate endurance.
Cope is a rebounding machine but is so hyper that he is also a turnover machine.
JJ is a favorite of Red but he can shoot us out of games.
JT can shoot but not play D.
There will be disappointment and Red will take heat. FWIW, I support Red.
Why is Benny's suspension 'indefinite'? Does it mean that he has to do something to make amends, or that Red is waiting for some third party ruling?

I deduct 17 Schrute bucks.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I deduct 17 Schrute bucks.

 

[IthacaMatt]

“If we don’t _____ then it’s going to be a ____ season!”

Let’s overreact friends!

If we don't drink a lot of beer, then it's going to be a long season.

 

[HakAttack]

If we don’t consistently score more points than the other team it’s going to be a losing season.

 

[two3zone]

If we don't get Judah to check hisself then it's going to be a aggravating season.

Needs to check himself before he wrecks himself.

 

[two3zone]

There we go! You totally understood the assignment.

I award you 37 Schrute Bucks

Trade you for a billion Stanley nickels.