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[Jeremy L.]

Did not expect that for the post

 

[Orange Barrel]

I know a witch who will sell you potion that will have girlfriend giving it away (again). Probably won't work on Syracuse.com though.

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

I’ve heard of a lot but “girlfriend (with benefits)” is a new one.

 

[Eric15]

This thread is completely absurd. And I'm legitimately enjoying it.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

I’ve heard of a lot but “girlfriend (with benefits)” is a new one.

Especially since she doesn't charge the rest of us.

 

[690West]

Especially since she doesn't charge the rest of us.

Sounds like Swingtown if you ask me

 

[tee1222]

I’ve heard of a lot but “girlfriend (with benefits)” is a new one.

Yeah, that's where I got hazy as well. Maybe it's because I was a late bloomer, but I thought the girlfriend part was the actual benefit.

Maybe it's possible Steve Miller is slicker than most, that he gets an extra benefit - like she's one heck of a carpenter. Maybe she mixes a mean Tom Collins. Just thinking out loud to get some clarity.

 

[smillerband]

She took the money and ran. She flew like an eagle.

She wouldn’t let me shake her tree.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I’ve heard of a lot but “girlfriend (with benefits)” is a new one.

She leaves afterward, with no cuddling demands.

 

[maxxyz]

How did I miss this thread until now?

 

[Browerfor3]

OP needs to show the girlfriend the pompatus of love.

 

[721Comstock]

OP needs to show the girlfriend the pompatus of love.

Only if some people call him Maurice.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

She makes his Mercury Blues disappear with the magic words, Abaracabara.