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[QUOTE="Zelda Zonk, post: 1794630, member: 966"]
Jerry: So, what did you do? 
Elaine: I said: "So, what do you think?". And he said, "Gabardine?". And I said, "Yeah." That was it. 
George: Wow, just [B][I]felt your material[/I][/B]? 
Elaine: Yeah...Jake Jarmel. 
George: Sounds like a cool guy. 
Jerry: Sounds like a jerk. [I][B]Felt your material[/B][/I], come on.
...
George: So long, Mr. Farkus. 
*George leaves the office and goes to the elevator. A women there is waiting for the elevator. [I]George feels her blouse material[/I].* 
Ms. De Granmont: What you're think you're doing? 
George: Oh, nothing... 
Ms. De Granmont: Farkus, get out here! 
Farkus: Yes, Ms. De Granmont? 
Ms. De Granmont: Who is this pervert little weasel? 
Farkus: This is Costanza, he's our new bra salesman. He's supposed to start on monday. 
Ms. De Granmont: If he's here on monday, you're not. Take a pick.
...
Frank: What do you mean [B][I]you felt the material[/I][/B]? What, with your fingers like this? 
George: So what, what is so bad about that? 
Estelle: [B][I]Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained feeling a person's material?[/I][/B] IT'S INSANITY! 
Frank: What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance?"!!
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