Ten zillion Clemson assistant coaches

[gbo]

Sadly CUSE doesn't get any of that gbo money

I'm sending two duffle bags full via carrier pigeon as we speak...

 

[tbonezone]

water girl was hot. somehow made it into every sideline shot. always with a scowl tho. never smiled.

 

[Ozcuse]

Yeah but how many were wearing kilts?

 

[dollarbill44]

It's a great deal for both parties. The analysts can put on their resume they were a part of a program like Clemson, UGA, Bama, LSU, OSU, etc. and they get to learn from some of the best coaches in the business. Usually translates to a pretty good promotion on to a different staff/program or you can climb up internally if you really impress.

Schools like it because it's cheap labor and pays huge dividends. They don't pay these guys much because the analysts will do it for the reasons mentioned above. Then they'll all be tasked with very specfiic roles. One guy does nothing but break down tape on opponents 3rd down tendencies, one what they run in the red zone and so on. Then during the game they'll have say one offensive analyst who does nothing but watch the opponents secondary, one watches the linebackers, one the line and then they see where the mismatch is or who is the weak point to attack.

It's become infamous that one of Bama's analysts picked up on UGA would go Cover 2 on passing downs quite a bit and their safety was cheating too much to the middle of the field and that's why they called the play where Tua hit Smith down the sideline to win the championship.

Clemson clearly didn't have anyone watching when they punted. Our entire team turned and ran downfield as soon as the ball was snapped. Their punter could have walked 15 yards with his 3 blocker escort before anyone on SU would have realized it.

 

[dollarbill44]

Got to get those fat stacks OP...

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Looks like Chad Kelly his freshman year at Clemson.

 

[MadNY3]

Yet the lacrosse program can only have one volunteer assistant.

Because lax does not make real money.

 

[cuseguy]

Because lax does not make real money.

Yup. That’s how the world works. Sadly.

 

[MadNY3]

Yup. That’s how the world works. Sadly.

Uhhhhhh...ok.

Lax should have lots of volunteer coaches on top of not making money.

Yikes.

 

[cuseguy]

Uhhhhhh...ok.

Lax should have lots of volunteer coaches on top of not making money.

Yikes.

Yikes?

That was my point. Lax should be allowed to have several volunteer assistants.

 

[mark79]

Clemson clearly didn't have anyone watching when they punted. Our entire team turned and ran downfield as soon as the ball was snapped. Their punter could have walked 15 yards with his 3 blocker escort before anyone on SU would have realized it.

I said the exact same thing to my wife after our second punt. They need to fix that ASAP

 

[FRANKIEFAN]

How can there possibly be full time jobs for that many assistants?

No shortage of cheap labor willing to get coffee for Dabo and put it on their resume.

There should be some rule put in to get some bodies off the sideline. If they want to do this let them sit on each others laps upstairs in the press/coordinators boxes.

 

[All4SU]

More than 50.

 

[Whitey23]

How can there possibly be full time jobs for that many assistants?

Most schools pay these "analysts" around $35k.