A quick intro to get you started...
Bees - The Sheriff
Jake - The Gospel
CTO - The Queen
Millhouse - Gay as the day is long
CIL - Your new favorite late night poster
Bayside - Moved on up to the east side
TexanMark - The Groupon
Scooch - The TV guy
KaiserUEO - Neighborhood watch
MadNY3 - Director of Marketing
Tomcat - Makes Rain Man look like a guy with a bad memory
SUfaninAZ - Been known to eat his own poop
Townie - Read and enjoy, biting and witty
SaintTristan - If he ever gets out of jail, see Townie
Orange PA - Billy Mumphrey (the cockeyed optimist)
OrangeXtreme - Roster Management
Phat/DC Cuse - Your ship's recruiters
Orangeyes - The googler
Me - One hell of a dancer
The rest you'll figure out on your own, so enjoy.