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The 2023 Dumpster Fire Bowl

The 2023 Dumpster Fire Bowl

With your host Turd Ferguson!

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“Here I am on the field with Dyno Barbers, Syracuse HC. Now Dyno, can you tell me why your offense looked like a flaming fart against Virginia Tech?”

“Thanks Turd. Mahalo. And I have to correct you first, it’s Dino. DEE KNOW. Anyhow you know how it is, our depth has been ravaged by NIL and we had a bunch of new guys in there due to injuries that didn’t know what they were doing. Had nothing to do with coaching, I can promise you that!”

“Thanks Dyno. Good luck against Pitt. Hopefully your team doesn’t look like a skid mark after Thanksgiving!”
 
The 2023 Dumpster Fire Bowl

With your host Turd Ferguson!

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“Here I am on the field with Dyno Barbers, Syracuse HC. Now Dyno, can you tell me why your offense looked like a flaming fart against Virginia Tech?”

“Thanks Turd. Mahalo. And I have to correct you first, it’s Dino. DEE KNOW. Anyhow you know how it is, our depth has been ravaged by NIL and we had a bunch of new guys in there due to injuries that didn’t know what they were doing. Had nothing to do with coaching, I can promise you that!”

“Thanks Dyno. Good luck against Pitt. Hopefully your team doesn’t look like a skid mark after Thanksgiving!”
This post should be pinned until we get a new coach. Are there Oscar awards for best posts because I nominate this one. I'm dead over here
 

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