The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[Moontan]

Kenny Britt is a Rutgers alum, right? He just posted a video of himself having s e x on instagram. I won't link...

Now, if there was only some way for his partner in the video to have been Julie Hermann...

 

[Briancuse]

How do you link a s e x video to your Instagram lol, for real.. How does that happen!? I upload pics to Instagram all the time. It's not like you can just accidentally link something. You have to click through like 3 screens. Haha. What a mess.

I think they teach a special class for it at Rutgers.

 

[Briancuse]

Now, if there was only some way for his partner in the video to have been Julie Hermann...

That would be a frightening image.

 

[TheCusian]

Nor Texas. Nor Tennessee. Funny thing is, both Texas (by way of SMU) and Rutgers (by way of Arizona & Pitt) saw one of their former QBs get drafted while they themselves had none of their current players drafted. I'm sure Rutgers will make up for this in the upcoming NBA draft.

Don't worry - without even checking, I'm sure a delusional Rutgers fan is taking credit for Savage.

 

[CIL]

Then there's this one...where a RU player almost killed a man yesterday (victim is still in critical condition).

http://espn.go.com/new-york/college...rested-charged-suspicion-third-degree-assault

 

[orange79]

Then there's this one...where a RU player almost killed a man yesterday (victim is still in critical condition).

http://espn.go.com/new-york/college...rested-charged-suspicion-third-degree-assault

Ha! From the article - "He graduated from Mankato East and spent two seasons at North Dakota State..., then transferred to Minnesota State for his junior and senior years."

He must've played for these guys:

 

[FAL]

How can the Governor continue to allow this?

He's got his own dumpster fire to put out. (Love the fact that he's dressed in Rutgers colors in this caricature!)

 

[Briancuse]

Nor Texas. Nor Tennessee.

Funny thing is, both Texas (by way of SMU) and Rutgers (by way of Arizona & Pitt) saw one of their former QBs get drafted while they themselves had none of their current players drafted.

I'm sure Rutgers will make up for this in the upcoming NBA draft.

Ten had a player drafted, the tackle that went to Miami in the first round.

 

[Whitey23]

Ten had a player drafted, the tackle that went to Miami in the first round.

Tenn had 3 draft picks.
the 1st rounder you referenced and 2 sixth rounders.

 

[GFTakedown]

Schiano making himself look like an idiot again on TV.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/i...s_of_chinese_speech_to_motivate_tom_sava.html

 

[Toga]

Schiano making himself look like an idiot again on TV.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/i...s_of_chinese_speech_to_motivate_tom_sava.html

When he played SU did he tell him to count the squares in the Dome roof?

 

[oldpinepoint]

When he played SU did he tell him to count the squares in the Dome roof?

I was going to say count the blades of fake grass but your scenario also gets the point across

 

[bnoro]

Schiano making himself look like an idiot again on TV.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/i...s_of_chinese_speech_to_motivate_tom_sava.html

I'm 99% sure Shafe used the same metaphor at one point here. He said something to the effect of "there are a billion people in China who couldn't care less about this game and we need to put things in perspective". I could be wrong but it really isn't a crazy metaphor.

 

[ejz555]

Schiano making himself look like an idiot again on TV.

http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/i...s_of_chinese_speech_to_motivate_tom_sava.html

I love the comment under the article...

"Schiano might be a fine coach but he seems oddly out of touch with the NFL game. I watched most of the draft coverage on NFL Network and he just didn't seem to fit in...almost like he didn't know much about any of the current NFL players or the college players. His player analysis was like something your local barber or bartender could offer."

 

[bnoro]

I love the comment under the article...

"Schiano might be a fine coach but he seems oddly out of touch with the NFL game. I watched most of the draft coverage on NFL Network and he just didn't seem to fit in...almost like he didn't know much about any of the current NFL players or the college players. His player analysis was like something your local barber or bartender could offer."

Why do you think they would offer all the guys we did after the fact? He's terrible at what he does.

 

[Briancuse]

I love the comment under the article...

"Schiano might be a fine coach but he seems oddly out of touch with the NFL game. I watched most of the draft coverage on NFL Network and he just didn't seem to fit in...almost like he didn't know much about any of the current NFL players or the college players. His player analysis was like something your local barber or bartender could offer."

The guy is a great used cars salesman, and a horrible coach.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

The guy is a great used cars salesman, and a horrible coach.

 

[Moontan]

Nor Texas. Nor Tennessee*.

* Correction: Tennessee did have players drafted this year. A local radio station mentioned that they didn't, and I ran with it. Silly me.

For completeness, here is the list of major football programs which did not have one of its players drafted this year: Illinois, Kansas, Northwestern and Texas.

 

[rrlbees]

For completeness, here is the list of major football programs which did not have one of its players drafted this year: Illinois, Kansas, Northwestern and Texas.

I see what you did there.

 

[SU2NASA]

They're better at it at Ohio State.

 

[Whitey23]

Closure:

@zschonbrun
#Rutgers has dismissed Phillip Nelson from its football program, following his arrest in Minnesota on assault charges

 

[Phillymoose]

Closure:

@zschonbrun
#Rutgers has dismissed Phillip Nelson from its football program, following his arrest in Minnesota on assault charges

And here I was thinking they'd do the wrong thing here.. e.g. take a wait in see approach, emphasize the kid's innocence until proven otherwise, remind everyone how football builds character and here's an opportunity to straighten the kid out... yada yada.

Maybe, somewhere deep in the bowels of that University's intelligentsia (again, located in the bowels) a voice of rationality and ethics is slowly being heard?

 

[Toga]

And here I was thinking they'd do the wrong thing here.. e.g. take a wait in see approach, emphasize the kid's innocence until proven otherwise, remind everyone how football builds character and here's an opportunity to straighten the kid out... yada yada.

Maybe, somewhere deep in the bowels of that University's intelligentsia (again, located in the bowels) a voice of rationality and ethics is slowly being heard?

It ain't over til Julie speaks.

 

[Briancuse]

And here I was thinking they'd do the wrong thing here.. e.g. take a wait in see approach, emphasize the kid's innocence until proven otherwise, remind everyone how football builds character and here's an opportunity to straighten the kid out... yada yada.

Maybe, somewhere deep in the bowels of that University's intelligentsia (again, located in the bowels) a voice of rationality and ethics is slowly being heard?

Apparently they have him on tape kicking the victim in the head while he was knocked out cold on the ground.

 

[MSOrange]

Apparently they have him on tape kicking the victim in the head while he was knocked out cold on the ground.

I like joking about Rutgers as much as the next guy but this story has really turned sad with the apparent extent of his injury. The victim's life is changed forever with a brain injury over a stupid fight. Just really sad.