The Joe Girard jokes need to stop.

[JKinPhilly]

A priest, a rabbi and JGIII walk into a bar...

 

[Sherman20]

Joe is so Phat that when sits around the house he sits AROUND the house!



I thought this was a joke thread.

I don’t even agree with the other posters who say he looks too beefy this season!

that said, joe’s so phat, I tried driving around him and I ran out of gas.

Joe’s so phat he uses a VCR for a beeper. (bad 80s/90s joke, so stupid!)

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Joe's so phat, that to him, the court isn't 94 feet, it's 74 feet.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Joe's so phat that he immediately gets whistled for a 3 second violation the instant he takes a step past the 3 point line.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Listen, I'm not trying to pile on here, but Joe's so phat there's a reason why his free throw percentage is so high.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Joe's so phat, Will Hicks is salivating.

Also, Joe's salivating. But you knew that.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Ok, but stay with me here, Joe Girard III is so phat that the III doesn't stand for "the third," it's actually a symbol for his standard three (3) entree order of the Tour of Italy at Olive Garden.

 

[HOFCeluck]

I’m dying.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Joe has more chins than a ...

Nah. Ain't going there.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Ok, look, straight talk now - Joe Girard is so phat JB loves him so much because he makes his 6 man rotation look like a 7 man rotation.

 

[OttoMets]

On pregame radio JB said that Kadary is not used to playing significant guard minutes and that there is a lot more running involved. Said by next year his conditioning will be better and he will be ready.

But he also says college kids don't get tired.

Man, which Boeheim should I believe? This is a tough one!

 

[Arangeman]

I loved me some Thick Brisket, but he was not a better prospect.

Oshae has an NBA position. Not sure Q does.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Sure, maybe Girard could lose a few lbs and it would help his game, I'm just saying his rotations are so slow that we were up 2 late, Boeheim called timeout to get the zone set, Marek fouled the other guy to send him for the and 1, and Girard sent the game to overtime by blocking the free throw.

 

[Shrmdougluvr]

With Joe's physique, if he demonstrates the proper dedication to s&c, he could fulfill the promise of being a two-sport athlete at SU.

 

[OttoMets]

With Joe's physique, if he demonstrates the proper dedication to s&c, he could fulfill the promise of being a two-sport athlete at SU.

Ya, heard the club hockey team needs a goalie.

 

[CsonkaStash]

I’m dying.

Love your Avatar...One of my fave episodes. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

 

[FrancoPizza]

he has a bright future in the Glens Falls PD after he graduates... given his proper dedication to eating donuts.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Love your Avatar...One of my fave episodes. I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Classic.