The latest adventures of Jack Bauer

[JackBauer44]

I am currently at a conference for work in Morgantown, WVA. We are having a catered dinner at the West Virginia Football Stadium.

They had a raffle to start the dinner. Somehow, out of 1,000 people, I won.

I think someone was playing a joke on me... The shirt is now in the trash.

 

[baggerbob]

You should have sold it at auction

 

[Rocco]

Now you don't have to worry about running out of toilet paper.

 

[Symphony Steve]

You should've buried it in a couch.

 

[JJReddawg]

You should have sold it at auction

It probably would have gotten at least 3 or 4 teeth.

 

[OburgOrange]

I commend you on your actions. Well done sir

 

[oldpinepoint]

Could you look a little less excited!

 

[Opus]

I am currently at a conference for work in Morgantown, WVA. We are having a catered dinner at the West Virginia Football Stadium.

They had a raffle to start the dinner. Somehow, out of 1,000 people, I won.

I think someone was playing a joke on me... The shirt is now in the trash.

I'm afraid to ask. What was for dinner? If it started with an O and ended with possum, I don't want to know.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

This episode of 24 was a lot shorter than the others.

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

I'm a PhD student at WVU with three more years left. Imagine how I feel.

Constantly trolling the students and locals with my orange attire is my main source of therapy.