The Rutgers Haiku Thread

[Opus]

Sieg Heil to Rutgers!
Another victory, yes?
No, this is Rutgers!

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

Birthplace of Football
Yet they never learned to walk
Offspring of Snooki

Opposing QB
badly injured and somehow
RU sh!ts the bed

 

[javadoc]

Gullible youngsters
"National Championship"
Groping at shadows

 

[RICuse44]

Hi Gary Nova
Shackles unchained, ball released
Oops, Butterfingers!

 

[omg_cuse_rules]

B1G lake has large fish,
rutgers jumps in,
...everyone has AIDS

 

[DNABB5]

Raritan river
keep coursing by Jersey dreck
adding Rutgers stink

 

[JOC44]

Played first college game
Irrelevant ever since
Hoopsters sprint naked

 

[retro44]

Piscataway or pissaway who really cares
nova and the girls always a way
Jonny Flynn's teabag will live in fame

 

[Forza Azzurri]

From Princeton to 'Ville
Like mighty Casey at bat
Next: Big Ten Doormat

 

[SaltineWar]

Knight chokes on the banks
Bandwagoners fall from cart
Gotham unaware