The seinfeld quotes thread

[CorduroyG]

every great message board has one.


nice game pretty boy

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"They're real, and they're spectacular."

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"I'm out!" -Kramer

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"I'm out there and I'm lovin' it."

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"Hello Newman."

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

"Your face is my case"

 

[tbonezone]

Fake,fake,fake,fake….

 

[4evaOrange]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

 

[4evaOrange]

 

[Guy Fawkes]

"I was spottin' those raccoons..."
"They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."

 

[cuseattle]

Serenity Now!

 

[CaptainJ]

Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

"I'm out there and I'm lovin' it."

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.

 

[orange79]

Who does not want to wear the ribbon????

 

[Marsh01]

And you want to be my new latex salesman

 

[OttoinGrotto]

That's gotta hoit!

 

[moqui]

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots

 

[CuseFaninVT]

One of the reasons I love my wife, besides the fact she still works out 5 times a week, is her love of Seinfeld. She threw out a Seinfeld quote at dinner the other night. It happens so much I can't recall which one it was now.

 

[cusefan88]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

[orange79]

A pipe's a pipe!

 

[cusefan88]

"So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"

 

[Toga]

The sea was angry that day my friends.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Can't believe we forgot "Yada, yada, yada."

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