The SyracuseFan.com Oath of Office

[OrangeHeel]

I work in a profession where I take an oath of office to "protect, defend, and uphold the Constitutions of the United States and the State of New York". With the time for renewing that oath fast approaching, I got to thinking maybe our posters should take an analogous oath of office to post here. I'll go first:

In order to protect, defend, and uphold SyracuseFan.com, I swear never again to read a thread that contains the key words or phrases "grob", "P & D", "run, run, pass, punt", or "get a life" so help me God.

 

[Rocco]

"Petrino"
"Tressel"
"Rutgers" - I'm guilty as hell

 

[Upstate]

I hereby attest that I will never have a bad gut feeling about a game, though it will never be wrong (I'm sorry)

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Thank you sir, may I have another?

 

[SU2NASA]

I'll never take seriously a thread that contains both 'WVU' and 'insider' in it.

 

[Louie&Bouie]

Dougie.

So childish.

 

[MadNY3]

Oath? I run a marketing and VC firm. The very word gives me the GregRobinsons...

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Repeat after me: I state your name...

 

[mountaincuse]

I'll never take seriously a thread that contains both 'WVU' and 'insider' in it.

Unless it's verification of Oklahoma to the B1G of course.

 

[SmilinBob]

I'll never take seriously a thread that contains both 'WVU' and 'insider' in it.

I believe "insid'er" means something a little different in west virginia.

 

[Cuseregular]

Repeat after me: I state your name...

I state your name...

Pledge pin...

 

[rocklloyd]

I will not use "turn the corner" the rest of the year, nor will I respond to a thread talking about an outdoor stadium.

 

[javadoc]

I swear never to pretend that I know more about what is going on with the team, and what should be done, than the coaches do. I make no such promises for Dr. Gross.