I can not deny that March Madness has lost most of its luster for me this year. However, here's some events we can all unite around for the next few weeks:
- Georgetown losing to a double digit seed once again. All their fans know it is going to happen and it will likely be ugly! Can't wait to see HOyas cry an little John look clueless
- Rooting for the Cinderella: Belmont and Murray State play fast and furious. Both can advance. Louisianna Tech, Iona could be dangerous. Rooting for all 12 and higher seeds!
- Kentucky to lose. This one is obvious but it would be devastating to the fanbase, especially the fat hairy guy with the leg tattoo. Teams like Zona, Wiconsin, Duke, UVA or Iowa State could do it. 2nd round 8/9 game could be the time to get them (Dayton, Ohio State, NC State, VCU or the Johnnies could do it)
- Some of the old Big East. I'll be rooting for Providence, West Virginia and St. Johns. I don't think I will root for Nova but matchups may determine. Got o love Huggy Bear and would be great if WVU can get Kentucky in the Sweet Sixteen.
- BYU: again an offensively minded team which plays 100 mph due to pent up sexual desires which can't be fulfilled until marriage. They won't win but who doesn't love Mormons.
- Maryland to lose in 1st round. Just don't like them
- Gonzaga to advance far. Few is a good coach and they play a fun brand of basketball. Would b nice to see them make a run.
- Utah and West Virginia in the same regional. Local bars will do a hell of a business with Huggy Bear and Krystkowiak.
- Early losses for Duke, UVA, UNC, Wisconsin an of course Kentucky. If we can't hav fun, no one should.
- Uconn to lose to arch rival South Florida in their tiny little conference tournament first round game. I think ESPN the Ocho is covering! Ha Ha