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[Frozen]

Sorry if already posted:

http://college-football.si.com/2013/03/06/big-east-football-schedule/?sct=obnetwork

 

[jekelish]

Looking at that lineup of schools, and knowing that Louisville is bolting after next year, was almost enough to make me feel bad for UConn.

Almost.

 

[steve deberg]

"The Big East football schedule features several games played in eastern states".

Hilarious and truly Onion-esque.