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[TexanMark]

 

[jekelish]

I have so many captions I want to put, but I'd feel dirty making jokes...

 

[javadoc]

"Which is your favorite? Punt, pass, or kick?"

I spent a couple years participating in a church youth group for the church across the street (Northminster Presbyterian in North Syracuse), and the organizer was a pedophile. We knew (or should I say we suspected), but none of us said anything at the time. Never caught the guy doing anything, never got abused, but there was always something a little bit funny about him. We would have been about 13 at the time.

Guy moved down south, and years later my dad asked me if I remembered the guy. He had been convicted of something (don't know what the exact charges and crime were to this day). Found his profile online last night, as he is a registered sex offender now.

 

[Upstate]

"Hey Joe, what's the best thing about ***king 27 year olds?"

"I don't know, what is it, Jer?"

"There's twenty of 'em!"

 

[jekelish]

"Man, check out the legs on that one riding the tricycle..."

 

[JJReddawg]

A fifth grade field trip and I can give my "special lecture" to any one of them. This is the best birthday ever! Thanks Joe.

 

[jekelish]

"You know what I love most about my life, Joe? The lack of being pounded in the ass in prison that exists in my life, and that I'm sure will exist until the day I die."

 

[ImperialOrange]

Joe "So uhhh Jerry, that stuff they told me about, that wasn't true was it?"

Jerry "Nah, you think I'd still be here if it was?"

Joe "Yeah guess you're right"

Jerry "Certainly feels right to me"

Joe "Sorry my hearing aid is dying, what was that?"

Jerry "I said I Think I need to hit the showers"

 

[Scooch]

"Scum and scummer"