Tiger Woods

[MSOrange]

Geez Tiger...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui/

 

[upperdeck]

Almost surprised he doesnt travel with some level with security detail

 

[rocklloyd]

DUI for tiger.

 

[Toga]

DUI for tiger.

Middle of the day drinking. Call a car for chrissakes.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

His third DUI. Don’t normal people go to prison for that?
Wasn’t alcohol, so, what then? Refused the urinalysis, so his attorney can claim it was a prescription drug interaction? Unreal. This guy has rolled vehicles at least twice. Once in a lifetime is notable. Twice is… well, it’s something.

 

[Bill Orange]

Middle of the day drinking. Call a car for chrissakes.

He wasn't drinking. Blew a 0.0 (Blutarsky), but refused taking a piss test, which is why he's in the clink.

 

[kirbivore]

Poor tiger. Continues to have setbacks

My sarcasm meter might be broken but if serious I wholeheartedly disagree. Tiger is a pill popping menace that’s a danger to himself and others. Of course the hometown bought and paid for cops will say nothing to see here like the CA cops after his first drugged driving crash

 

[kirbivore]

Middle of the day drinking. Call a car for chrissakes.

Pills

 

[rocklloyd]

My sarcasm meter might be broken but if serious I wholeheartedly disagree. Tiger is a pill popping menace that’s a danger to himself and others. Of course the hometown bought and paid for cops will say nothing to see here like the CA cops after his first drugged driving crash

Sarcasm. I didn’t use the font

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

My sarcasm meter might be broken but if serious I wholeheartedly disagree. Tiger is a pill popping menace that’s a danger to himself and others. Of course the hometown bought and paid for cops will say nothing to see here like the CA cops after his first drugged driving crash

They arrested him

 

[Symphony Steve]

I'm sure his PR Crisis Team had a plan in their back pocket for when (not if) he screwed the pooch again.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

His third DUI. Don’t normal people go to prison for that?
Wasn’t alcohol, so, what then? Refused the urinalysis, so his attorney can claim it was a prescription drug interaction? Unreal. This guy has rolled vehicles at least twice. Once in a lifetime is notable. Twice is… well, it’s something.

Fox News said he “blew a zero” . At first I thought they meant he gave oral sex to Sean Hannity

 

[Newhouser]

How many times can one do this? And hire a driving service.

 

[Shrmdougluvr]

I'm sure his PR Crisis Team had a plan in their back pocket for when (not if) he screwed the pooch again.

He’s a mess. How many humans have flipped/rolled a car three times?

 

[OburgOrange]

 

[OburgOrange]

He’s a mess. How many humans have flipped/rolled a car three times?

Kyle Busch

 

[Shrmdougluvr]

Kyle Busch

I didn’t think I needed a qualifier.

 

[KellySyracuse]

dude had gazillions, hire a gd driver. He's clouded in shame would be my guess, if he hires a driver someone else knows what is going on behind the scenes

 

[Toga]

 

[Newhouser]

I would be very worried about depression and pain killers. Even at his peak the guy never seemed happy. To big an ego to get help.

 

[Cheriehoop]

lock him up and throw away the key.

What he’s doing while driving is sick , is he self destructive and willing to take others with him? That guy needs help and if he isn’t going to get it nor get punishment, he needs mandated technology to prevent him from driving at all.

 

[orangefog]

Maybe people have suggested he get a driver, and he misunderstood?

 

[CuseFaninVT]

I would be very worried about depression and pain killers. Even at his peak the guy never seemed happy. To big an ego to get help.

Too*

 

[jncuse]

If I was relevant in his life and could be frank. Driver and rehab is obvious, but the underlying issue here needs to be fixed... and its not the pain itself, its what is causing the pain. His constant attempts to comeback are physically intense and his body can't take it.. he needs to accept he is just a ceremonial golfer at this point.

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#1. Get a driver
- You are damn lucky you haven't hurt yourself even more in accidents, and even more lucky that you haven't killed others. You are lucky you are not in jail.

I can have sympathy for someone that has a drug dependency issue due to pain. But a drug dependency issue is never an excuse for impaired driving - no sympathy for that.

#2. Go to rehab
- Its obvious you have a drug dependency issue which was caused (or continues to be caused) as a way of managing pain
- Get help for that dependency and go to #3.

#3. What is the underlying issue here? What is the plan.
- What is causing all this pain? To me the cause of the pain is his maniacal workouts and attempts to come back which puts an even further strain on the back.

- Accept 2019 was the high point comeback, and your body just can't handle you maniac like training and attempts to be a top level pro golfer again. Accept you are a ceremonial golfer and find other things in your life.

 

[jncuse]

I would be very worried about depression and pain killers. Even at his peak the guy never seemed happy. To big an ego to get help.

He needs to find something in life other than wanting to be a pro golfer / wanting to be one of the best pro golfers.

That is most of what he knows and seems to still be his focus. The wear and pain he puts his body through after this constant comeback attempts will just continue to feed the way he manages pain.

Maybe he needs to be a tournament analyst, do some Golf Channel crap... find something else golf related to take up your time, rather than constantly beating his body up trying to make comebacks.