Two LSU fans walk into a bar...
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And drink a labatt blue ... And Syracuse Alcohol Industry wins
Edit. Or a Utica Club, Genny Cream Ale, Honey Brown, Schlitz, Schaefer ... Pick your poison
Edit. Or a Utica Club, Genny Cream Ale, Honey Brown, Schlitz, Schaefer ... Pick your poison
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The bartender sez "Hey, I'm gonna need to see some ID."
So the first LSU fan sez "Hey barkeep, sure thing," and opens up his wallet and hands him his driver's license. The bartender looks it over, nods, hands it back and sez "So what'll it be?"
The first LSU fan sez "I'll start with your house brew, but my friend here is gonna need a Guinness ASAP, seein' how he's Black Irish and all. You need to see his ID too?"
So then the bartender sez "Nah, I'd recognize Shaquille O'Neal anywhere."
:rim shot:
So the first LSU fan sez "Hey barkeep, sure thing," and opens up his wallet and hands him his driver's license. The bartender looks it over, nods, hands it back and sez "So what'll it be?"
The first LSU fan sez "I'll start with your house brew, but my friend here is gonna need a Guinness ASAP, seein' how he's Black Irish and all. You need to see his ID too?"
So then the bartender sez "Nah, I'd recognize Shaquille O'Neal anywhere."
:rim shot:
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Two tiger fans walk into a bar. They proceed to walk up to the bartender. Bartender looks at them both and says "what'll it be?" The first tiger fan says "Gimme 2 of your Genny Screamers" The bartender hands him the beers, looks at the second tiger fan and yells
"WHAT THE EFFS YER PROBLEM?"
"WHAT THE EFFS YER PROBLEM?"
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its gameday
a female LSU fan walks into a bar with a sheep decked all out in Tiger gear
the bartender asks "why the did you get that pig all dressed up? Thats the ugliest thing I've ever seen."
the woman says "it not a pig, its my lucky sheep. we never lose when she watches!"
the bartender replies:
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a female LSU fan walks into a bar with a sheep decked all out in Tiger gear
the bartender asks "why the did you get that pig all dressed up? Thats the ugliest thing I've ever seen."
the woman says "it not a pig, its my lucky sheep. we never lose when she watches!"
the bartender replies:
"I know, I'm talking to the sheep."
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Shouldn't it be two (thousand) LSU fans walk into a bar.
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Two LSU guys walk into a bar.
First guy orders a beer.
Bartender says "and for your boyfriend?"
Get it?
Because he thinks all LSU fans are...
Yeah, I got nothing either. Just killing time before a plane that had better leave and arrive on time.
First guy orders a beer.
Bartender says "and for your boyfriend?"
Get it?
Because he thinks all LSU fans are...
Yeah, I got nothing either. Just killing time before a plane that had better leave and arrive on time.
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Dyslexic LSU fan walks into a bra!
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Syracuse fan walks into a bar sees a woman LSU fan by herself in the corner. Tells bartender to give the Douche bag fan a drink. She over hears what the SU fan said and is not happy. So SU fan goes over to apologize and tells her he just broke up with his wife of 25 years. The LSU fan accepts apology. He then says will you have a drink? The LSU woman retorts "Sure, I'll have a vinegar and water!"
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