Tyler Ennis (sung to "Davy Crockett")

[bballbeadle]

TYLER ENNIS

Born in a snow bank up in Cana-dee
Coolest babe in a cool country
Raised to shoot a free throw from his mama’s knee
Killed a polar bear when he was only three.

Tyler, Tyler Ennis, King of the Orange Frontier

Fought with his team to win the Devil War
Then fought a snarling Panther, which was quite the risky chore
Said, “I’ll make these shots,” and then shot one more!
Made himself a legend, forevermore.

Tyler,Tyler Ennis, the kid who don’t know fear

He’s leader of a team that don’t know how to lose
They’re givin’ us a season that’s like a pleasure cruise
With MCW gone, he’s filled some mighty shoes
Our team is undefeated, let’s spread the joyous news!

Tyler, Tyler Ennis, fulfilling his duty clear.

Now, when the season’s over and the snow has gone away
Tyler, the Ice Man, will he go or stay?
His fans they do adore him, and it’s safe to say
He’ll never get that love in the NBA!

Tyler, Tyler Ennis, just give us one more year!
Tyler, Tyler Ennis, King of the Orange Frontier.

 

[Consigliere]

Wow. Just realized I must be pretty old if I actually KNOW the tune to "Davy Crockett!"

 

[bballbeadle]

Wow. Just realized I must be pretty old if I actually KNOW the tune to "Davy Crockett!"

It's a dead give away!

 

[CuseLegacy]

MICHAEL HUNT ‏@HUNT1923 43s
My parents just met tyler ennis at IHOP in syracuse! I'm jealous!!! #cusenation pic.twitter.com/OLHrY5UL24