Urinal analysis

[florange44]

I’m seeing several references to Bennie destroying a urinal some time (last season?).

Despite reading this board 3 times per day for the last 30 years, I somehow missed that story.

can someone provide the specifics to me please? When, where, any specifics as to why? Any repercussions? Is this why Bennie was dismissed?

Sorry if I should already know this, maybe I do, and I just forgot already, I am getting old :-(

Thanks

 

[two3zone]

I’m seeing several references to Bennie destroying a urinal some time (last season?).

Despite reading this board 3 times per day for the last 30 years, I somehow missed that story.

can someone provide the specifics to me please? When, where, any specifics as to why? Any repercussions? Is this why Bennie was dismissed?

Sorry if I should already know this, maybe I do, and I just forgot already, I am getting old :-(

Thanks

I'm going to let someone else field this because I'm so Benny'd out, but you essentially put the pieces together. He was whiney and pouted then got mad and destroyed urinals and if I remember correctly multiple times including before he got cut, forgot the game.

 

[Ragman2000]

It's too painful for me to hear this. Wake me up when it's over.

 

[FrancoPizza]

If he destroyed the porcelain with his bare hands we should’ve tried him out for the football team. The offensive line needs some aggression.

 

[Jake]

The story is heard was he wrecked our locker room early in the season,…was disciplined and warned.

Then did 5k worth of damage at Wake. At which point we cut him loose.

 

[tbonezone]

urine over yer head son ...this story was leaked and a total seat down coverup by a university who didn't want to see it splattered all over . but no matter how much you shake , no matter how much you dance...the last few drops of truth still trickle out and stain you. (in your pants )

 

[Marsh01]

E ff benny

 

[orangemass]

Don’t touch the trough Benny

 

[sutomcat]

I’m seeing several references to Bennie destroying a urinal some time (last season?).

Despite reading this board 3 times per day for the last 30 years, I somehow missed that story.

can someone provide the specifics to me please? When, where, any specifics as to why? Any repercussions? Is this why Bennie was dismissed?

Sorry if I should already know this, maybe I do, and I just forgot already, I am getting old :-(

Thanks

Based on what I saw of his form, he probably broke the urinal shooting jumpers at it.

 

[UpstateSM]

Nobody ever asks what the urinal did to him though

 

[M2MPrinciples]

I’m seeing several references to Bennie destroying a urinal some time (last season?).

Despite reading this board 3 times per day for the last 30 years, I somehow missed that story.

can someone provide the specifics to me please? When, where, any specifics as to why? Any repercussions? Is this why Bennie was dismissed?

Sorry if I should already know this, maybe I do, and I just forgot already, I am getting old :-(

Thanks

Maybe the details got flushed. Would love to know the number one suspect.

 

[FrancoPizza]

The story is heard was he wrecked our locker room early in the season,…was disciplined and warned.

Then did 5k worth of damage at Wake. At which point we cut him loose.

How many urinals does that come to? Maybe it was a fetish.

 

[Delmar]

He was dismissed from the program for incommodious behavior

 

[Newhouser]

Where is he again?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Where is he again?

Urinal of Central Florida

 

[OrlandoCuse]

Someone should have told Benny he should just sit down to pee.

 

[Delmar]

Where is he again?

UCF. It’s not a Pee 5 program, so there should be no new consequences to past behavior.

 

[pfister1]

This thread is going to be Great right down to the last drop !

 

[Conrad13]

This thread is going to be Great right down to the last drop !

You just have to give it its fair shake.

 

[miamicuse]

Was it a gender neutral urinal?

 

[ROCuse]

This gives a whole new meaning to shut up and dribble...

 

[kingtidge]

This thread is going to be Great right down to the last drop !

I have the urge to read it frequently and often.

 

[721Comstock]

I have the urge to read it frequently and often.

Might wanna get that looked at.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Not sure about urinals, but I know several people who have destroyed some toilets.

 

[kingtidge]

Might wanna get that looked at.

Don't use urinals if you take possessions off on defense repeatedly or are unable or unwilling to rebound.

Talk to your doctor if you toss ill-advised 3-point bricks regularly, as it may be a sign that you're lazy and need your head examined.

In rare cases, subjects have destroyed urinals repeatedly.

If you experience an urge to destroy urinals, talk to your doctor and transfer to the Unversity of Central Florida immediately.