Urinal analysis

[Jake]

Urinal Test - Drinknation.com

Not sure he’d pass this test

 

[Cusefan0307]

Not sure about urinals, but I know several people who have destroyed some toilets.

Been there. Done that. Not my finest hour.

 

[Cuse99&01]

C'mon guys give Benny a break. Maybe it was an honest mistake and he destroyed the urinals by using them incorrectly.

 

[ar inj]

Oh, do I have a story that will never be shared here.
P.S. I was not present.

 

[RyanCuse44]

C'mon guys give Benny a break. Maybe it was an honest mistake and he destroyed the urinals by using them incorrectly.
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Love that movie.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

An unrealized benefit of pee throughs.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Urinal destruction was only the number one reason he was dismissed. There’s a wee bit more to it.
Wake must have been pissed.
Oh, well—seems like forever ago. The time really has just whizzed on by.
Who leaked the story? That’s some yellow journalism for ya.

 

[two3zone]

This thread is going to be Great right down to the last drop !

Urine good company with this joke.

 

[OburgOrange]

Urinal destruction was only the number one reason he was dismissed. There’s a wee bit more to it.
Wake must have been pissed.
Oh, well—seems like forever ago. The time really has just whizzed on by.
Who leaked the story? That’s some yellow journalism for ya.

Did he leave the golden showers intact?

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Did he leave the golden showers intact?

Naw, he ignored all that other crap.

 

[miamicuse]

 

[Zelda Zonk]

It was a very fluid situation but the head coach handled it well. Must have drained him emotionally, though.

 

[kcsu]

Piss on Benny

 

[VTAaron]

Urinal of Central Florida

Is this another bash FSU thread?

 

[VTAaron]

Don't use urinals if you take possessions off on defense repeatedly or are unable or unwilling to rebound.

Talk to your doctor if you toss ill-advised 3-point bricks regularly, as it may be a sign that you're lazy and need your head examined.

In rare cases, subjects have destroyed urinals repeatedly.

If you experience an urge to destroy urinals, talk to your doctor and transfer to the Unversity of Central Florida immediately.

This sounds like a Propecia commercial... or just for Hims

 

[Cuse99&01]

The Brits would say this thread is “taking the piss” out of Benny

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Not sure about urinals, but I know several people who have destroyed some toilets.

But, probably fewer who have destroyed bidets. And stainless steel pee troughs. Those are almost institutionally indestructible.

 

[VTAaron]

But, probably fewer who have destroyed bidets. And stainless steel pee troughs. Those are almost institutionally indestructible.

No wonder we can't get those things replaced... They can't get pulled off the walls. They so stainless, they are as you say indestructible... Wonder how long our new plastic seats last...

 

[orangemass]

Not sure about urinals, but I know several people who have destroyed some toilets.

Post Taco Bell

 

[PeteCalvin]

Back when the morning radio shows used to poke fun at Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, a local station ran some stupid skits. One went like this:

The year is 2015, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is “The Punning Man”…

“Hey Arnold, that’s a great accent! Is that European?”

“When you go to the bathroom, European.”

Kinda stupid, but fits this thread perfectly!

 

[VTAaron]

I want to say if anything is disturbing it is seeing this in my email...

And people are watching it...

 

[jncuse]

You have to expect stuff like this when you acquire a hybrid of John Wallace and Derrick Coleman.

This was in a way an extension of John Wallace's infamous toilet blocking incident at Villanova in 1995. . Add Derrick Coleman's intensity to the equation and you create all kinds of unpredictable restroom havoc.

 

[dan7800]

For the love of god, please tell me it wasn't a beloved trough urinal!

 

[Lukeyloo]

I want to say if anything is disturbing it is seeing this in my email...

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And people are watching it...

If you get an email on it, it means that YOU'RE watching it...

 

[tbonezone]

But, probably fewer who have destroyed bidets. And stainless steel pee troughs. Those are almost institutionally indestructible.

definately duke and princeton offer bidets. in fact they call the one at Duke "dickie" .