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We should take a page from Dave Chappelle...

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Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?

Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.

Prosecutor: That's correct.

Dave Chappelle: Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son.
 

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