You can all thank me. I happened to find out that DM wanted someone he could take all his rage and frustration out on regarding the dimwitted, shortsighted , and down right mean fan letters. He needed someone with broad shoulders and who could act as a tackling dummy for 5 hours. Naturally, I offered up JoeCollege. As a result, Joe may be in the hospital recovering for awhile. No need to send flowers. Just make donations to SU Football. I'll send Joe little care packages of soup and straws until his jaw heals.
As a result of this trying time, Joe will now become The Punisher for SU Football. Any dimwitted fan letters will be passed to him for sentencing and justice. Tell your schmuck friends and family they better buck up and stop sending hate mail. All have been warned.