Wow I'm Drunk

[CaptainJ]

"I'm not a think as you drunk I am!" Margaret Houlihan.

You really do know that show! I always did enjoy that Hawkeye and Trapper had a home-made distillery in their tent. I'd like something like that

 

[jordoo]

I guess being single isnt so bad after all. I still have control of my own applesauce.

I wish I was as drunk as some of you but it's earlier here, so just a mild buzz so far. But if I understand the earlier post, it's a beer buzz, if that matters. No special vacation, but an Orange win is all the reason I need to get my drink on!

Wait a second! You have your own applesauce like a hermaphrodite or something?

OH BTW drink on brother beer or liquor who gives a sheet when we win

 

[cusetown1]

Wait a second! You have your own applesauce like a hermaphrodite or something?

OH BTW drink on brother beer or liquor who gives a sheet when we win

I had a customer bring me in a bottle of homemade hard apple cider 18% alcohol. I'm saving that for the championship!

 

[CaptainJ]

Wait a second! You have your own applesauce like a hermaphrodite or something?

OH BTW drink on brother beer or liquor who gives a sheet when we win

I guess it's just the kind of applesauce you buy in the store, but hell I don't need a woman to buy it for me at least, right?

Right on about the beer! I wont bother to tell you what brand it is, but to keep my theme going, as long as it works, right?

 

[jordoo]

I had a customer bring me in a bottle of homemade hard apple cider 18% alcohol. I'm saving that for the championship!

18% is like what twice a week? Its needs to be pushed to say 39ish percent IMO that is a solid 3 sometimes 4 times a week (and doubling up "for her pleasure" doesn't count as an extra my man.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

What's for dinner Alice? Porkchops and applesauce.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Now i am home watching multiple hoops games and scratching myself.

I'm really failing to see the problem.

 

[cusetown1]

18% is like what twice a week? Its needs to be pushed to say 39ish percent IMO that is a solid 3 sometimes 4 times a week (and doubling up "for her pleasure" doesn't count as an extra my man.

Is there such a thing as hard applesauce?

 

[jordoo]

What's for dinner Alice? Porkchops and applesauce.

My wife usually burns the pork chops but I get unlimited applesauce with that dinner if I manage to keep my mouth shut so in a way pork chops are my favorite dinner

 

[jordoo]

Is there such a thing as hard applesauce?

Yes but its less common with the wife . . . . . although when it happens its great. Sometimes in rare occurrences the applesauce pounds the sheet out of me from the blue and I must say its pretty damn nice.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

My wife usually burns the pork chops but I get unlimited applesauce with that dinner if I manage to keep my mouth shut so in a way pork chops are my favorite dinner

The woman made them last night as a matter of fact.

 

[jordoo]

The woman made them last night as a matter of fact.

Somebody is covered inn applesauce!

 

[CuseTroop]

I tried to have a good boy night. I was dragged out of the house with promises of free booze. Flying to syracuse tomorrow you sons a biitches!!!!

 

[MCC]

I'm just posting to get in the thread - some of these posts are truly epic.

I drank friuline grappa last night on top of several Ayinger Oktoberfest biers. Somehow I escaped without a hangover.

Guess I'll have to try again tonight...

 

[Lawrinson14]

I done drank too muh last night too.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

You really do know that show! I always did enjoy that Hawkeye and Trapper had a home-made distillery in their tent. I'd like something like that

We used to play MASH trivia for drinks. Had to know it.