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You Know Who Would Be Perfect On Next Season’s Squad?

I appreciate the support. I have good news and bad news on that front, however.

The good news is that my doctor has given me medical clearance to play at SU. And by “medical clearance” I mean I haven’t told him about this and what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

On the other hand, Red has been really recalcitrant about returning my calls. You know how it sounds on the phone when you call somebody but they have blocked your number? Well, it sort of sounds like that when I call.

Apparently, I’m not a 5 star recruit. Or any stars. My rating is not in stars, but in moons. And not one of the good moons either; more like one of those space rocks that isn’t really a moon but gets trapped in the orbit of some planet. Eventually, Neil deGrasse Tyson decides it isn’t a moon and then starts ridiculing it.

I don’t really want my hoops skills to be critiqued by Neil deGrasse Tyson, so maybe it is a blessing in disguise that Red hasn’t offed me yet.
Are you saying that Red has a contract out on you?
 

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