Monday presser

[Toga]

Coach, you really dislike Schiano don't you? Straight talk.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

"Coach, is it true that the love you take is equal to the love you make?"

 

[721Comstock]

Coach, do you like gladiator movies?

A follow up question-

Coach, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[All4SU]

“Two words… pee troughs…go.”

 

[cto]

Coach, were you shocked (surprised?) when you were first contacted about this job?

 

[All4SU]

“Has anyone placed anything inside your bag without your knowledge?”

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Marry, date, or dump late 90s hotties edition, Gabrielle Union, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar GO!

 

[OrgTruckPat]

Wonder if he meets with the team late Sunday.

He will def meet with the team before he goes to the mic accepting the job. No brainer

 

[Timonen]

Wawa or Sheetz?

Not sure anything counts as a digression in a thread like this, so classify this as you will…

This summer we drove to chapel hill from Atlanta for some soccer and a college tour. Those things were lovely but I was excited to see that ch is sheetz country. See, I’m a Wawa guy but I’ve felt the passion from the sheetzers and never tried it. The soccer match ended at 11:00. I dropped the family back off at the hotel so I could focus and take it in fully and then went to a sheetz. It was…a bunch of nothing. Completely uninspiring. I wanted to still love Wawa but I at least wanted some competition. I have no clue what the big deal is about that place.

I trust coach Fran is of sound mind…and more importantly is from south jersey…so he will choose Wawa emphatically.

 

[JKinPhilly]

How important would it be to get your kicker a record long field goal?

 

[JrodCuse]

Hi Coach, frantastic hire by the school. The fans want to know what your dream school is because they know it isn’t Syracuse. Where do you plan on being in 3 years?

 

[Toga]

Pastabilities. Yes or no?

 

[Toga]

Coach, are you familiar with a guy named Day2?

 

[Qbobby]

Coach, who is your wife's hall pass and why is it Sam Elliott?

 

[Ernj]

Reporter: [whispers question]
HCFB: Sorry, can you speak up?
Reporter: [whispers slightly louder]
HCFB: Can anyone else hear the question?
Everyone else: Nope
Chat room: Nope
HCFB: Can someone get the reporters a microphone ?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Reporter: [whispers question]
HCFB: Sorry, can you speak up?
Reporter: [whispers slightly louder]
HCFB: Can anyone else hear the question?
Everyone else: Nope
Chat room: Nope
HCFB: Can someone get the reporters a microphone ?

This is a good post.

 

[Toga]

Are you able to do that lift like Patrick Swazye does at the end of Dirty Dancing?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Jacob or Edward?

 

[Toga]

Air Supply or Captain Beefheart?

 

[RyanCuse44]

Will Kirby Smart be part of your coaching staff?

 

[cuse62]

How do feel about penalties?

 

[Toga]

What's the nastiest thing about Athens, Georgia?

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Reporter: [whispers question]
HCFB: Sorry, can you speak up?
Reporter: [whispers slightly louder]
HCFB: Can anyone else hear the question?
Everyone else: Nope
Chat room: Nope
HCFB: Can someone get the reporters a microphone ?

[commercial vehicle backs up in the background]

 

[rocklloyd]

Coach, are you aware time-outs can‘t be carried over from first half to second half?

 

[orangenauburn]

Pop quiz hot shot

A terrorist holds a hostage at gunpoint and your decision on 4th and 1 from the 39 will decide their fate

You are down 13 points with ten minutes left in the game.

Do you
A)pooch punt
B)say flick it and go for the 57 yard field goal
C)go for the first