Terrible, horrible movies to avoid

[CuseFaninVT]

So, we've got a thread on funny movies, and shows to watch, but I really feel the service we most need is movies to absolutely stay away from when we are sitting there scrolling through the list on Netflix.

I'll get us started. What Keeps you Alive will make you want to kill yourself. As my wife said, it's one of the only movies she ever watched where she wanted the protagonist to get killed so the movie could just end already.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I'll need to think about this a little bit.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

I'll need to think about this a little bit.

Please do. I look forward to your additions here.

 

[shandeezy7]

I look forward to seeing all of the movies that I love make the list here. My taste is impeccable.

 

[upperdeck]

My question would be why would you have watched it in the first place? Never heard of it, not even sure it got any kind of release other than some VOD and some canadian run.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Norm of the North was hands down the worst movie I ever took my kids to.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

My question would be why would you have watched it in the first place? Never heard of it, not even sure it got any kind of release other than some VOD and some canadian run.

Wife loves horror movies and read some nonsense that this was a good one.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Wife loves horror movies and read some nonsense that this was a good one.

Ooh have you watched Sweetheart? She might like that one. I thought it was really good. Pretty sure it's still on Netflix.

 

[upperdeck]

Wife loves horror movies and read some nonsense that this was a good one.

I try never to go down that road with the stuff my wife finds.. She is about 10% of the time happy with here own selections. Horror movies are really in a couple of classes.. Very few good ones, but a few that you can enjoy in their badness.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

I try never to go down that road with the stuff my wife finds.. She is about 10% of the time happy with here own selections. Horror movies are really in a couple of classes.. Very few good ones, but a few that you can enjoy in their badness.

After this one my wife told me to never let her pick another one again.

 

[Trueblue25]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was horrendous and Tarantino should feel bad.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was horrendous and Tarantino should feel bad.

Haven't seen it, but much of Tarantino's work annoys me.

 

[CuseRunner]

Movie 43

 

[Trueblue25]

Haven't seen it, but much of Tarantino's work annoys me.

It was a love letter to himself. Avoid like the plague

 

[upperdeck]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was horrendous and Tarantino should feel bad.

I thought Pitt was really good in the movie.. the rest of it was just a meander thru time. But if you treated it as though it was filmed in the 70s it actually feels like many other movies of that time frame.

 

[Trueblue25]

I thought Pitt was really good in the movie.. the rest of it was just a meander thru time. But if you treated it as though it was filmed in the 70s it actually feels like many other movies of that time frame.

Agreed, but think Pitt did well despite the design. In my opinion it was a bad waste of two legendary actors

 

[Chip]

Haven't seen it, but much of Tarantino's work annoys me.

I enjoyed the first half of From Dusk Til Dawn.

I wish I had left at halftime.

 

[donniesyracuse]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was horrendous and Tarantino should feel bad.

I see this is going to be one of those threads where people pretend to dislike things that are good .

 

[orangeinohio]

I remember walking out of Zoolander many years ago. Just idiotic in an unfunny way.
I'm not a fan of Ben Stiller's characters.

 

[bozophobe]

I thought the recent Borat movie sucked royally, but people have this odd need to tell themselves otherwise, for some reason.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

WonderWoman 1984.
And I kinda liked the first one.

Superintelligence isn‘t offensively bad—it’s just not good In a very disappointing way. Watch JEXI instead.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

I remember walking out of Zoolander many years ago. Just idiotic in an unfunny way.
I'm not a fan of Ben Stiller's characters.

I didn’t mind the first one, but the second was horrendous. I got maybe 10 minutes into it before deciding it was just gonna make me angry to continue.

 

[orange79]

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I didn’t mind the first one, but the second was horrendous. I got maybe 10 minutes into it before deciding it was just gonna make me angry to continue.

I didn't even know there was a second one.

 

[upperdeck]

1984 had its moments but you had to get thru 80% of the rest to see them.. The first one was fine. DC just doesnt do them very well.