The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[HtownOrange]

When is Ash going to be charged with murdering the program? Or at least cutting up the corpse that Flood left behind

It's Jersey. Unless authorities they get an inside informant to sing like a canary they will never prosecute anyone for murder. Besides, nobody in Jersey knows the State has a football team, can you murder something that doesn't exist?

 

[Briancuse]

When is Ash going to be charged with murdering the program? Or at least cutting up the corpse that Flood left behind

You cant kill something that was never living.

 

[cuse62]

They listed it as a mercy killing.

 

[Pyle]

The most Gergian thing ever not spoken by the Great Gerg

 

[texascpa]

The most Gergian thing ever not spoken by the Great Gerg

Hey, Ash, have you seen your team play? You ARE light years away.

 

[PhatOrange]

honestly, it would be great if ash beat wisconsin this weekend. the longer that guy can hang on to the job the better.

Though I'd love to see Babers hang 70 on Schiano in two years with DeVito throwing the ball.

 

[SU2NASA]

Best analogy I've heard to explain 2018 Rutger football... per MGoBlog, again.

"With a team like Northwestern, deciding what kind of team they are sometimes feels like a game of Battleship. You try to narrow down, though individual pieces of data, what they are doing. With Maryland it took a few weeks to realize that they grouped all of their ships in one spot. Ohio State skillfully arranged their ships, and if you guess a location that should be a “hit,” they very unsubtly move the ship and accuse you of bias for saying something. For Rutger, it was evident by week 3 that they had swallowed the ships and were trying desperately to remove a peg from their nose."

 

[Jake]

The 10 Rutgers football players sidelined by criminal probes this year

Should have David Letterman and Paul Shafer doing the countdown.

 

[djorange1989]

The 10 Rutgers football players sidelined by criminal probes this year

Should have David Letterman and Paul Shafer doing the countdown.

hey, shouldn't there be a criminal probe against Ash for theft of about $2.5 mil per year?

 

[djorange1989]

The most Gergian thing ever not spoken by the Great Gerg

I love how the shill writer mentions that Rutgers almost beat Northwestern who then beat Wisconsin handily, therefore "recent results" seem to say Rutgers can compete against Wisconsin. um, ok, whatever

 

[Hoo's That]

From today's WaPo about candidates in the UMd coaching search:

"Finally, if the idea of walking into rubble and making something of it reigns, then 52-year-old Ohio State defensive coordinator Greg Schiano has shown that knack. He went 68-67 in 11 seasons at Rutgers, viewed by many as one of the most remarkable feats not only in coaching, but human, history."

 

[NineOneSeven]

This is always worth taking a look at every now and then:

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen in a game, especially between two P5 schools. You can't even intentionally game plan to only have 39 yards. We will never see something like this again...ever. Unless RU can pull it off again this season.

Look at those numbers. It's historic.

 

[NineOneSeven]

SIX HUNDRED YARDS TO THIRTY NINE.

 

[TheCusian]

I never do this. But I think it’s warranted in this case. At some point in the last 300 pages some posters got into it about Ash’s recruiting prowess and how we should be worried about Rutgers.

The results of the arguement are in! And it looks like how a Rutgers vs #19 Syracuse game would look.

Crow on the menu in NJ?!

 

[SU2NASA]

This is always worth taking a look at every now and then:

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One of the dumbest things I've ever seen in a game, especially between two P5 schools. You can't even intentionally game plan to only have 39 yards. We will never see something like this again...ever. Unless RU can pull it off again this season.

Look at those numbers. It's historic.

For those wondering why Michigan ran it up on Rutgers, this happened the year before...

Jim Harbaugh Offended By Rutgers’ Halftime ‘Celebration,’ Responds By Running Up The Score

 

[justgold315]

Their punter must be the most experienced punter in history

 

[texascpa]

Even RutgersAl is giving up. Only one paragraph as to why Rutgers will upset Wisky:

https://rutgers.forums.r0vals.com/threads/placing-wisconsin-on-upset-alert.155281/

Change the 0 to an i

 

[klemmer56]

This is always worth taking a look at every now and then:

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One of the dumbest things I've ever seen in a game, especially between two P5 schools. You can't even intentionally game plan to only have 39 yards. We will never see something like this again...ever. Unless RU can pull it off again this season.

Look at those numbers. It's historic.

I just don't understand...how could they have had 26 minutes of possession time?!?! It just doesn't make sense!

 

[djorange1989]

I just don't understand...how could they have had 26 minutes of possession time?!?! It just doesn't make sense!

I know, if Michigan had thrown the ball all over the place, it might make sense, but they ran for almost 500 yards, it is insane

 

[HtownOrange]

For those wondering why Michigan ran it up on Rutgers, this happened the year before...

Jim Harbaugh Offended By Rutgers’ Halftime ‘Celebration,’ Responds By Running Up The Score

Honestly, it was Rutgers, it's understood. 'nuff said.

 

[Briancuse]

SIX HUNDRED YARDS TO THIRTY NINE.

That would be hard to do in madden.

 

[jgeorge322]

This is always worth taking a look at every now and then:

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One of the dumbest things I've ever seen in a game, especially between two P5 schools. You can't even intentionally game plan to only have 39 yards. We will never see something like this again...ever. Unless RU can pull it off again this season.

Look at those numbers. It's historic.

Just my opinion, but the game v maryland a few weeks ago, in which they had 5 ints v 2 receptions, i think that is even a more astonishing stat. 250% more ints than completions.

 

[CuseLegacy]

 

[Finwad32]

Calling out other teams to join their level of futility... oofa, fun times.

 

[Qbobby]

lol @ "Burns". Well played, Dumpsterfire...well played...