Herr Kaiser - I have a trade for you.
Taco Charlton and a bag of deflated footballs for Eli Manning.
Dak loses his helmet at the end of the 3rd quarter of SB LIV, enter Manning.
Cooper makes a one-handed, behind the back TD catch of Manning's last NFL throw to beat the Patriots at the buzzer.
Manning wins, Dallas wins, and bpo still can try to argue Wentz is a better QB than Prescott.
Can you get Gettleman to pull the trigger?
Is Jason Garrett still your HC?
If so then your scenario is completely implausible.