5 miles away, yet so far away!!!

[CU44SE]

Just so happen to be in Raleigh from Buffalo for a family wedding. Anyone have some Ferris buhler ideas for me without causing a divorce?

 

[HtownOrange]

Just so happen to be in Raleigh from Buffalo for a family wedding. Anyone have some Ferris buhler ideas for me without causing a divorce?

Ferris Buhler ideas, but most, if not all, would cause a divorce.

 

[orangefog]

Ferris Buhler ideas, but most, if not all, would cause a divorce.

Win win!!?!

 

[HtownOrange]

Win win!!?!

... and I thought I was stirring up trouble, today ...

 

[CA Monk]

Make it happen. I want pictures of yours taken at Carter Finley Stadium!

 

[Orangello]

The groom wanted a bottle of Glenlivet. Who am I to say no?

 

[Qbobby]

You should have made that left turn at Albuquerque?

 

[tptcuse]

Just so happen to be in Raleigh from Buffalo for a family wedding. Anyone have some Ferris buhler ideas for me without causing a divorce?

Get her drunk and sneak off to the second half of the game and return in time to take care of her. When you get back, play dumb and ask where she was.

 

[sufandu]

Just so happen to be in Raleigh from Buffalo for a family wedding. Anyone have some Ferris buhler ideas for me without causing a divorce?

When is the wedding and reception? No reason to stay for the whole thing. I don't get evening weddings. Most that I've been to were earlier in the afternoon.

 

[OrangePA]

Just so happen to be in Raleigh from Buffalo for a family wedding. Anyone have some Ferris buhler ideas for me without causing a divorce?

You are the “Sausage King of Chicago”

 

[FRANKIEFAN]

Just say I'm having gender realignment surgery and storm off to your hotel room than hit an Uber. That should get you a couple hours of being left alone.