A hard nosed message board would carve itself onto every piece of gorilla glass in the nation rather than rely on those candy-as s electrons or digital whatevers to deliver its message.
A hard nosed message board would leap of the screen, piss in your morning coffee, bang your woman, smack your kids upside the head, and kick your dog.
A hard nosed message board would steal your identity, then your money, and hit the dark web for some cocaine, crystal meth and about a dozen Thai hookers.
A hard nosed message board would hijack Grand Theft Auto, drive over to Donkey Kong, and make the gorilla its biotch.
A hard nosed message board would pick up Stevensen by the ankles and beat John Thompson with him, drain both of their bodily fluids onto the field at Beaver Stadium, and smash the JoePa statue with one punch. All while giving the entire Big East a wedgie.
This board is decidedly not hard nosed.