Certainly a Ponzi scheme will affect more people than the DUI. In this case Melo was pulled before he could have a wreck and really mess up.
My point is that if you want to laugh at other program's embarrasments, just know that other people are going to then laugh at yours. Melo also got nailed for dope in his suitcase some years back, I think he managed to wiggle out of that one and say some friend stuck a dime bag in his travel bag or whatever it was.
But then again he played for a long time in Denver. Not as bad as the old Portland Jailblazers, but not entirely out of their league either.