bozophobe
All Conference
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2012
- Messages
- 2,091
- Like
- 2,750
For those of you seated close to the court - please yell and clap and scream to distract the opposition. It really does work, ironically, when a lack of full seats allows your voice to come through. My girlfriend and I singlehandedly won a game against weakly-attended Pitt a couple of years ago in the Dome.
Okay, "singlehandedly" is a bit of an exaggeration. And maybe a perversely strong one.
But we got 'em to miss most of their free throws in the second half. I wanted to smash the smartphones and nacho trays of the hundreds around us who were absolutely quiet and immobile. Or maybe thank them for being quiet while we psyched out the ghostly remains of a once competitive program.
And here's a handy tip (respecting bbeadle's recent screamer neighbor fans attacking home team players) - it works best when you save it for opponents.
Okay, "singlehandedly" is a bit of an exaggeration. And maybe a perversely strong one.
But we got 'em to miss most of their free throws in the second half. I wanted to smash the smartphones and nacho trays of the hundreds around us who were absolutely quiet and immobile. Or maybe thank them for being quiet while we psyched out the ghostly remains of a once competitive program.
And here's a handy tip (respecting bbeadle's recent screamer neighbor fans attacking home team players) - it works best when you save it for opponents.