Board is closing in on it's 1,000,000th post

[OttoinGrotto]

So I looked at the board member stats and it looks like I'm 8th in total posts and 6th in total likes, and I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or proud with my life.

 

[Eric15]

So I looked at the board member stats and it looks like I'm 8th in total posts and 6th in total likes, and I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or proud with my life.

Think of all the homeless people you could have fed and old ladies you could have helped cross the street during those 25,824 posts. I'm so relieved I'm only 60% as awful as you.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Think of all the homeless people you could have fed and old ladies you could have helped cross the street during those 25,824 posts. I'm so relieved I'm only 60% as awful as you.

I don't think you were trying hard enough to neglect the homeless and elderly IMHO.

 

[Forloveoforange]

I wonder if the 1,000,000th post will be in this thread.

 

[kcsu]

Weekend at Bernie's

 

[CusefanATL]

winner decides if program is spiraling downwards and how fast

 

[Forloveoforange]

Think of all the homeless people you could have fed and old ladies you could have helped cross the street during those 25,824 posts. I'm so relieved I'm only 60% as awful as you.

He'll see you in hell.

 

[SWC75]

Winner gets to decide how "mediocrity" should be spelled.

 

[Alsacs]

Some more ideas:
-SWC will write an upside and downside for you as a poster. The downside will be a roast for all of us to enjoy.
-Tee will follow you around in person for 24 hours simply complimenting everything you say and do to make you feel awesome.

This deserves more props well done.

 

[Alsacs]

Winner gets to decide how "mediocrity" should be spelled.

Dman ym fone.

 

[dasher]

Love Potions from a local psychic.

beat me to it

 

[EastCoast2]

1 on 1 basketball game against Bjorn Calderon? Aka BRNCUSE4EVRCUSE Aka BERNIEFINECUSEFEVERCUSE aka BURNCUSETOTHEGROUND4EVER

 

[Ghost]

Make it like the Master's...winner gets to wear the "Orange Jacket" until the 2,000,000th post...or if a Canadian wins they get to wear the "Orange Denim Jacket."

 

[moqui]

Danny Schayes autographed picture.

call back to a classic

 

[CA Monk]

This is 2019. Call me when we're approaching 1 BILLION posts!

 

[ar inj]

The lucky poster should "win" possession of the Blue Curtain

 

[Jake]

For the record, last week the mods all threw a kegger at Bees house.

Pizza, wings, beer. Replayed the 2003 game on a loop. Marci, Barbie, Igor and Stan were guest speakers.

We were celebrating to 1,000,000 deleted post.

 

[justgold315]

For the record, last week the mods all threw a kegger at Bees house.

Pizza, wings, beer. Replayed the 2003 game on a loop. Marci, Barbie, Igor and Stan were guest speakers.

We were celebrating to 1,000,000 deleted post.

Who had the longest keg stand?

 

[cliftonparksufan]

So I looked at the board member stats and it looks like I'm 8th in total posts and 6th in total likes, and I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or proud with my life.

And that is just in the last 7.5 years. How many posts did you have in the old forum?

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Currently sitting at 999,703. Does the person who makes the 1 millionth post win anything?

Ideas:
-sit courtside with CTO
-romantic candlelit dinner with KaiserUEO
-JarHeadJim will let you beat him in arm wrestling

Up to 999,803. Sounds like a good time to remember all of the posters who have passed away who helped make this forum so special.

 

[cuseinseattle]

Poster gets to decide:

- When JB should retire
- Who the next head coach should be
- Which players get to leave early and which have to stay

Please let Briancuse win this. Every kid would stay 4 years.

 

[Eric15]

For the record, last week the mods all threw a kegger at Bees house.

Pizza, wings, beer. Replayed the 2003 game on a loop. Marci, Barbie, Igor and Stan were guest speakers.

We were celebrating to 1,000,000 deleted post.

I have a request into Julian Assange to see a list of who were say the Top 10 most-deleted posters in board history.

 

[NC_Orange]

beat me to it

I wasn't around this board at the time, but I've heard enough since to know it was a classic post.

 

[Jake]

I have a request into Julian Assange to see a list of who were say the Top 10 most-deleted posters in board history.

1. JarHeadJim
2. JarHeadJim
3. JarHeadJim
4. JarHeadJim
5. JarHeadJim
6. JarHeadJim
7. JarHeadJim
8. JarHeadJim
9. JarHeadJim
10. JarHeadJim

 

[ethoo18]

And that is just in the last 7.5 years. How many posts did you have in the old forum?

How long ago was the old forum around