C Ham & Swiss 7 Foot Submarine / Transferring from neighborhood Deli

OttoinGrotto

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Interesting development here. Redshirted as a freshman, 5th year grad transfer, immediately eligible. Initially redshirted to bulk up.

Cons: For a 7 footer, plays way more horizontal than vertical like you'd hope for a center. Defensive effort can be described as "soggy," averages the same # of rebounds as a dead man. Gives you nothing on the offensive end of the court.

Pros: Locker room favorite. Has the kind of frame that can carry more meat on it. Delightfully pungent. Most impactful play is tripping opposing 5s using loose lettuce. Style and on court demeanor can be described as "salty," in a good way.
 
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cliftonparksufan

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Interesting development here. Redshirted as a freshman, 5th year grad transfer, immediately eligible. Initially redshirted to bulk up.

Cons: For a 7 footer, plays way more horizontal than vertical like you'd hope for a center. Defensive effort can be described as "soggy," averages the same # of rebounds as a dead man. Gives you nothing on the offensive end of the court.

Pros: Locker room favorite. Has the kind of frame that can carry more meat on it. Delightfully pungent. Most impactful play is tripping opposing 5s using loose lettuce. Style and on court demeanor can be described as "salty," in a good way.
I like Swiss cheese but is it acceptable if someone preferred American or Provolone. How thick do you like your cheese at the deli? Razor thin? I'm definitely a spicy brown mustard on ham.
 

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