We can, and the way this team has been, we will. Everything has to be gut wrenching... The game, the season... Oh, you think they're dead? Five straight wins!
Oh, you think they're in? HA! Loss to Pitt... Oh, Louisville has it locked? Crazy comeback to get a shot at the win in regulation. What, you thought they'd get a shot off? HA! Overtime... Now they're dead, no wait, they're not, yep, they were all along... But they'll beat Georgia Tech on the road, and all will be well... Nope, dead again, wait a comeback... No they were dead? Did you think they were coming back? HA! Jokes on us.
So by this logic, they'll beat Duke, lose to Louisville in triple OT after three comebacks with a game-winner at the buzzer rimming out after circling on the rim a full 720 degrees, which will lead to an ESPN Sports Science segment we're all forced to watch like 18 times before the Georgia Tech game analyzing the odds of a basketball circling a rim twice and not going in... But then they'll cruise to a 15 point lead in the second half against GT and collapse for a horrible home loss involving an own basket or a fouled three point shooter or something insane...
They'll go on to win an ACCT game leaving all of us wondering whether they're in or out, or whether up is down or down is up. Then, who knows...
Clearly, this season will not end without shaving a few more years off of all of our lives. Hopefully it's a happy ending.