Chelsea declares for the draft

[stuckinbig11]

She was my dog that died 15 years ago but has as good a chance of being drafted as most of the 487 others who have declared.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

She was my dog that died 15 years ago but has as good a chance of being drafted as most of the 487 others who have declared.

You really named your dog after Chelsea Clinton.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Gonna be honest I did not think the rest of the post would go that way.

 

[Trueblue25]

This thread has a high ceiling

 

[longtimefan]

You really named your dog after Chelsea Clinton.

Maybe he's a Premier League fan.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Maybe he's a Premier League fan.

Or a Chelsea Handler fan

 

[Briancuse]

Or a Chelsea Handler fan

That's a name that I havent heard in a while.

 

[RF2044]

Chelsea is a good shooter [her shooting mechanics are reminiscent of former playground legend Air Bud], but since she's dead her lateral mobility isn't up to NBA caliber, which limits her potential as a 3 and D bench player.

Her combine numbers were outstanding, however -- she ran a 2.5 40 yard dash and had an amazing vertical leap. Not much of a dribbler, however, since she didn't have hands. She was adept at dribbling down her chin, however.