Chris Bell transferring to Cal

[GoSU96]

Which perhaps also trends on the hotness scale.

It can, upper right is the danger zone

 

[IthacaMatt]

Which perhaps also trends on the hotness scale.

I am weirdly attracted to crazy women. That's why I married one.

 

[Cheriehoop]

Good for Chris. That’s a really hard university to get into, I’m guessing that his grades were actually pretty good at Syracuse. He’s gonna be going home to his family. This is the best case scenario for this dude. This guy poured his heart out to the orange for three years. He was pretty loyal.

I think he was a Newhouse student so he is smart.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I am weirdly attracted to crazy women. That's why I married one.

And is she hot?

 

[rrlbees]

I think he was a Newhouse student so he is smart.

Close. He’s in Maxwell.

 

[tptcuse]

I am weirdly attracted to crazy women. That's why I married one.

Nothing weird about it. The crazy/hot matrix is real.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

He might need her number. But she does lap dance therapy (a real thing). So I don't know.

FIFY

 

[HyattsCuse]

I am weirdly attracted to crazy women. That's why I married one.

And you’re still around to talk about it? Impressive.

Or is this Mrs. IthacaMatt typing?

J/K, I almost went the same route, but she was a little too crazy!

 

[GoSU96]

Nothing weird about it. The crazy/hot matrix is real.

This is Classic.

You need an F15, a body shop for the inevitable car keying, and a restraining order drafted when you are in the danger zone.

 

[SUalldway]

Nothing weird about it. The crazy/hot matrix is real.

The analytics here are solid. The commentary is hysterical!

 

[miamicuse]

He paid for an hour but only got 50 minutes….

Portal dates tend to get short changed like that.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Portal dates tend to get short changed like that.

Is that a confession?
Actually, i was riffing on the psychiatry model of 'an hour' only being 50 minutes. I guess that joke didn't land as hoped...

 

[atlanticuse]

Wow, just wow.

Chris Bell - Men's Basketball - California Golden Bears Athletics

Chris Bell (22) Forward - At Cal 2025-26 Joined the Golden Bears via the transfer portal during the 2025 offseason Before Cal 2024-25 (Syracuse) Played

calbears.com

 

[Orangezoo]

That's basically inevitable.

But you forgot to also add the 8 rebounds.

At least that means Kingz gets to go for 40 and 10 himself.

 

[RedtheGOB]

Wow, just wow.

Chris Bell - Men's Basketball - California Golden Bears Athletics

Chris Bell (22) Forward - At Cal 2025-26 Joined the Golden Bears via the transfer portal during the 2025 offseason Before Cal 2024-25 (Syracuse) Played

calbears.com

Started 63 games straight then lost starting job because he didn’t make a 3 for a month and didn’t do anything else.

 

[atlanticuse]

Started 63 games straight then lost starting job because he didn’t make a 3 for a month and didn’t do anything else.

I'm talking about the photo. This is NIL.
(I couldn't care less who we lost in Bunches from last year)

 

[Trueblue25]

he plays a style of basketball that does not result in wins.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I'm talking about the photo. This is NIL.
(I couldn't care less who we lost in Bunches from last year)

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That's hilarious.

 

[capeorange]

Major: Undeclared...
It might be nice to have something to fall back on just in case the NBA or Europe don't work out.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Major: Undeclared...
It might be nice to have something to fall back on just in case the NBA or Europe don't work out.

I'm guessing that's something that hasn't been updated. It was posted on here before that he was a good student.

 

[satsuma]

I'm talking about the photo. This is NIL.

I like Chris Bell's CB chain more than Hunter Dickinson's HD chain, which looks like one of those old-fashioned tests to see if you're color blind.

 

[Day2]

I'm talking about the photo. This is NIL.
(I couldn't care less who we lost in Bunches from last year)

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Some folks spend their NIL money on food.

 

[23Zone]

Not sure if I should laugh or be sad for him

 

[Orangezoo]

Not sure if I should laugh or be sad for him

He’s still playing for an ACC team and close to home. Not to mention I’m sure still making a decent amount of money. Thus he landed pretty well despite all the struggles.

 

[Dick_in_MI]

I'm guessing that's something that hasn't been updated. It was posted on here before that he was a good student.

Chris was in the Maxwell School