College Football Valentine's Day Poetry

[pacusewife]

Either you are already inebriated or you need a few drinks.

My guess is the latter since you've got little ones at home.

You are correct!

 

[CuseLegacy]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If you lose your mind when posting
Bees will ban you

 

[UnknownOrange]

Roses suck
Valentines suck
The basketball team sucks
The sky is falling

 

[care taker]

Roses are red
Violets r blue
It’s Valentine’s Day get off the site
Before your wife stabs uuuuu

 

[RandomGuy]

This was fun! I think we should look at Limericks sometime later in the spring or summer, to help pass some of the downtime until the season actually starts. That should bring out some of the best (and worst) in us. But we might need to forewarn the Mods as it could get...uhhh, let's say "colorful" with some of our more clever, and often inebriated posters!

Valentine Limerick

I met my Ole Lady in Cuse,
She was stumbling and reeking of booze,
"Let's go Orange" she said,
We were instantly wed,
With a good Cuse gal, you can't lose.

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Roses suck
Valentines suck
The basketball team sucks
The sky is falling

If you're going that dark, maybe you should try haiku instead.

 

[RandomGuy]

If you're going that dark, maybe you should try haiku instead.

My wife and I tried our hands at Gangsta Haiku, one night.. Too freaking funny ..